Have you ever.............

Yes.


Have you opened a present, and then hid it from everyones view?
 
No. I have terrible luck so I would DEFINITELY get a ticket if I did that.

Have you ever laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose?
 
No.

Have you ever been given a razor sharp hunting ***** as a present by a mentally deranged ****** member?
 
No, since i don't got a "mentally deranged" ****** member.


Have you ever smoked a joint?
 
Yep



Have you ever eaten to hot dogs at once?
 
In the past yes, present no.


Have you ever listend to Death/Black metal(yuck)?
 
Nope



Have you ever cheat on a school test?
 
Never, i stay to the wings and legs.


Have you ever heard Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell's version of Ain't No Mountain High Enough?
 
Yes.



Have you ever been in a play?
 
Yes.

Have you ever studied Jeet Kune Do?
 
Nope.


Have you ever seen someone shoplift?
 
Yep (frequently)

Have you ever been flashed by a member of the opposite sex?
 
Umm...kiiiiind of, but it was in a bar during a psycho "bra and underwear" contest, so she was really just flashing the whole bar.

Have you ever eaten a bowl of homemade soup, 2 pieces of pizza, a box of Velveeta Shells & Cheese and some breaded mushrooms in the same day?
 
Nope.

Have you ever read all 7 volumes of Stephen King's Dark Tower books?
 
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