Have you ever.............

[PrimeGuy]

Yes.

fell a ***** watching porn?

 

[Apex]

nope.

....eaten sushi?

 

[Fresno]

no

...eaten escargot?

 

[Apex]

nope.

....taken off driving not knowing or caring where you were going?

 

[Fresno]

Yes

....been to a nude beach?

 

[Apex]

not yet!

....fallen out of a tree?

 

[L3ggy]

Yes, once, wasn't funny.

Ever Dreamt About Being A Cenoite?

 

[Fresno]

no

wanted to get married?

 

[L3ggy]

Yes.

Wanted to be a Rastafarian?

 

[Fresno]

No

....been to the USA?

 

[TunnelOfLove]

No

...eaten snails?

 

[Fresno]

no

...been so happy you could cry and did?

 

[Apex]

Yes!

....driven a race car?

 

[StormRuller]

never!

... went to another country?

 

[Apex]

yes

.....woke up and couldnt move?

 

[Fresno]

yes

... been late for dinner?

 

[belgianass]

yes all the time ...

... told somebody to fuck off and wished he was dead ?

 

[Fresno]

No

....****** your own food?

 

[doghair]

yes.

fired a ***??

 

[ChefChiTown]

A REAL ***? No.

A rubber band/finger ***? Hell yes.

Have you ever seen an erect penis that has a lot of veins in it and confused it with Yahoo! Maps?