Have you ever.............

[Fresno]

Yes

... been so pissed you were steaming?

 

[slowhand]

Oh yes a few times in my life time.



Have you ever key someones car?

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes, and they deserved it!!!



......competed in a dressage event?

 

[doghair]

no thank god.
i seen that **** on tv during the olympics and man that is some boring crud.

been gassed to have dental work done???

 

[georges]

no.

have you ever rebuilt a whole car engine and front drive train?

 

[doghair]

no.

wondered what that stuff tastes like that cows are always licking off their noses in mass quantities.

 

[slowhand]

Nope


Have you ever wanted to see in to the future?

 

[doghair]

yeah

had lustful feelings for a sibling.

 

[Fresno]

NO

...been in love?

 

[slowhand]

Yes


Have your ever made out in school?

 

[doghair]

no

have you ever made out in church?

 

[Apex]

no

....jumped out of a second story window?

 

[Fresno]

Yes

...Jump off a roof?

 

[doghair]

yeah

have you ever made out in prison?

 

[Fresno]

No, never been to prison!

....been to prison!

 

[StormRuller]

no!

... been so ***** that you couldn't walk?

 

[Fresno]

no

...been in love, but never got the chance to tell the other person?

 

[slowhand]

No I always told them I love them if I did.


Have you ever got chased by bee's?

 

[doghair]

chased no, stung yes

have you ever had an STD?

 

[Fresno]

No, and I never will

.... been lost!