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I've been on the news a few times. The funniest was when I was in elementary school. They had a camera crew come in and video tape our class while we were learning. We were all sitting on the floor while the teacher was talking about drawings (or something) and they taped our "reactions" to her teaching. Well, when the news came on that night, my parents and I sat around and watched to see if I would be on TV. WELP, I was...
The story was about how certain ******** learn quicker than others and "why" that happens. So, while they were talking about it, they were showing the video of my class. They showed a bunch of **** in my class smiling, laughing and paying hardcore attention to our teacher and the reporter was like, "Most students appeared to be grasping the material, having no trouble at all understanding what they were being taught". Then, and I'll never forget this as long as I live, they showed me...sitting there...with a stupid, blank look on my face...staring off into the distance...and the reporter goes...
"While some students appeared to be CONFUSED and DISORIENTED".
I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" and my parents started laughing sooooo hard. I'll never forget that.
I've been on the news a few times. The funniest was when I was in elementary school. They had a camera crew come in and video tape our class while we were learning. We were all sitting on the floor while the teacher was talking about drawings (or something) and they taped our "reactions" to her teaching. Well, when the news came on that night, my parents and I sat around and watched to see if I would be on TV. WELP, I was...
The story was about how certain ******** learn quicker than others and "why" that happens. So, while they were talking about it, they were showing the video of my class. They showed a bunch of **** in my class smiling, laughing and paying hardcore attention to our teacher and the reporter was like, "Most students appeared to be grasping the material, having no trouble at all understanding what they were being taught". Then, and I'll never forget this as long as I live, they showed me...sitting there...with a stupid, blank look on my face...staring off into the distance...and the reporter goes...
"While some students appeared to be CONFUSED and DISORIENTED".
I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" and my parents started laughing sooooo hard. I'll never forget that.
