Public masturbation FTW
Have you ever been caught wanking?
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Public masturbation FTW
Only once. In class.
I got an A.
I got an A.
Shifty
O.G.
:eek: :dunno:
Nope, been busted having sex before.
I always pictured you as more of a zoo wanker, not for the elderly.
You continue to surprise me. It's part of your charm.
Facetious
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No, just I learned how the silent treatment is one of the most effective punishments, particularly when both parents apply the pressure. :o
Facetious
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I thought that couples sometimes go out of their way to get caught :dunno:
''. . . Oh. . hi, mr. bus driver'' as sally is taking you head on with her tartan mini pulled up, her panties pulled aside and her nice silky soft inner thighs spread across your midsection.
Hey, this sounds like fun!
''. . . Oh. . hi, mr. bus driver'' as sally is taking you head on with her tartan mini pulled up, her panties pulled aside and her nice silky soft inner thighs spread across your midsection.
Hey, this sounds like fun!
I was staying at my aunts house and a couple of her hot friends were visiting. One had a low cut top and big glorious tits she wasnt wearing a bra so her tits moved around alot. The other had a tight top and you could see her nipples. I soon had a hard on so i went to the bathroom for a wank. I was wanking away furiously when the bathroom door opened. It was the lady with the low cut top. She said oh god before saying carry on before leaving. I just stood there with my hard cock in my hand. Not long later i heard them laughing and thought she must have told my aunt and her friend. I went down stairs and went bright red when i saw her but they carried on like i wasnt there. The next time she called over i was still embarrassed. When my aunt was on the phone she came and talked to me and said there is no need to be embarrassed and she would not say anything to anyone.
Later on that summer i called around to my aunts house and she and the same two of her friends were topless out in the back garden tanning themselves. I watched them from inside the house. I stored it all in the memory wank for later. After a while i went out and let my aunt know i was there. She sent me to the shop for cigarettes and soft drinks. When i got back they let me have a couple of smokes and they teased me. The non busty girl asked if i would cream onto her back. I said sure. The other girl said you might as well do me too. It was amazing seeing such stunning women topless in person and even nicer touching them..... i often think back to that afternoon when i wank.
When i started going out boozing i would often bump into my aunt and her friends on nights out. They would buy me and my mates drinks. They would wind us up about girls and not getting into clubs etc. My mates would always take the piss and say they were going to fuck my aunt and her mates. One sunday night it was just me and my mate went clubbing. He hooked up with a really cute blonde. I tried it on with her friend a small very pretty brunette she flirted with me all night but ended up with another guy. It was near the end of the night so i knew the chance of getting someone hot was slim. I decided to leave the club when i was just about to leave i saw one of my aunts friends the brunette with the big tits. She was wearing a silver low cut dress. He boobs looked amazing. She was drunk and some guy was trying to chat her up but she wasnt having it. She poured her drink on him and he went nuts. The bouncer kicked him out. I went over to her. She asked me to buy her a drink and one for me too. A bouncer came to the barman and said not to serve me and said you have 2 minutes to get her out of here. I went back and said the bar is closed lets go. I will walk you home. She was drunk enough not to notice. As i walked her home she was took off her high heels but still staggered. She told me i was such a gentleman. When i got her home she said you need to get me that drink. I went in and poured us both whiskeys and coke. We sat down and chatted. She asked if i had a girlfriend and i said no. I said do you have a boyfriend. She said i am just unlucky in love. She said do you think i look deseperate going clubbing with all the young hot chicks. I said no you are the hottest girl in the whole club she laughed. I said you are not old anyway. She said im 32. I said you are in your prime. She laughed. She moved in closer beside me and put her hand on my leg as we chatted. I was looking into her big brown eyes, big big juicy lips and down her low cut top. Soon i was hard inside my jeans. I told her how i fancied her for years and she joked was it me you were wanking at that day. I said yeah. She said i thought so. I moved in and kissed her. She said i dont think we should be doing this. I said i know but no one needs to know. She kissed me again. I soon had my hand on her perfect huge tits. They were so soft and warm and felt so nice even through her dress. She put her hand down my trousers and laughed when she found my already hard cock. She upbucked my belt and unbuttoned my jeans. She wanked me off as we made out. She then got up and told me to follow her to her bedroom. She told me to take off my clothes and lie on the bed. She then took off her dress and knickers. Her tits were amazing i just wanted to play with them. She had a very sexy body and amazing ass. She got on the bed and straddled me. She kissed me and i felt her perfect big tits agsinst my chest. She them moved up so i could suck and lick her tits. I was in heaven. After a while she loved down towards my cock and started giving me a bj. She was quiet drunk so one minute she was sucking me and the next finishing her drink. We then lay beside me and wanked me off as i fingered her. I said we dont have to do this. I dont want you to regret it tomorrow. She said sush. She then got on top of me and started riding me. I came quick and she laughed. I said sorry but that one was waiting a long time. She said dont worry and she got me to lick her pussy. After a while i was soon hard again. And this time we fucked for ages. It was amazing see her big tits shake when i trust into her and when she rode me. We fucked for ages and i made her cum a few times. After i came over her amazing tits. She cleaned it up with a tissue we both fell a sleep. I kept waking up thinking i cant believe that just happened. I was also worried she would regret it. In the morning when we both woke up. I asked her did she regret it. She said no but you cant tell people about this as i will get a bad name and i dont want your aunt find out. I said i wont tell anyone. She said seeing you are here you might as well make me breakfast. I cooked a fry up and she rolled a j. She said dont say anything about this either. We smoked and she said you can go now. I was a bit gutted. I got dressed and said dont worry i wont say a thing. She said take care. Just as i walked to the door she laughed and said come back. She took off her tshirt and said come here. We fucked like crazy most of that day. She kicked me out that evening. A few days later i met my mate and he was bragging how the cute blonde gave him a bj. He said next time i will fuck her. He said pity you missed out. I wanted to tell him but couldn't.
Later on that summer i called around to my aunts house and she and the same two of her friends were topless out in the back garden tanning themselves. I watched them from inside the house. I stored it all in the memory wank for later. After a while i went out and let my aunt know i was there. She sent me to the shop for cigarettes and soft drinks. When i got back they let me have a couple of smokes and they teased me. The non busty girl asked if i would cream onto her back. I said sure. The other girl said you might as well do me too. It was amazing seeing such stunning women topless in person and even nicer touching them..... i often think back to that afternoon when i wank.
When i started going out boozing i would often bump into my aunt and her friends on nights out. They would buy me and my mates drinks. They would wind us up about girls and not getting into clubs etc. My mates would always take the piss and say they were going to fuck my aunt and her mates. One sunday night it was just me and my mate went clubbing. He hooked up with a really cute blonde. I tried it on with her friend a small very pretty brunette she flirted with me all night but ended up with another guy. It was near the end of the night so i knew the chance of getting someone hot was slim. I decided to leave the club when i was just about to leave i saw one of my aunts friends the brunette with the big tits. She was wearing a silver low cut dress. He boobs looked amazing. She was drunk and some guy was trying to chat her up but she wasnt having it. She poured her drink on him and he went nuts. The bouncer kicked him out. I went over to her. She asked me to buy her a drink and one for me too. A bouncer came to the barman and said not to serve me and said you have 2 minutes to get her out of here. I went back and said the bar is closed lets go. I will walk you home. She was drunk enough not to notice. As i walked her home she was took off her high heels but still staggered. She told me i was such a gentleman. When i got her home she said you need to get me that drink. I went in and poured us both whiskeys and coke. We sat down and chatted. She asked if i had a girlfriend and i said no. I said do you have a boyfriend. She said i am just unlucky in love. She said do you think i look deseperate going clubbing with all the young hot chicks. I said no you are the hottest girl in the whole club she laughed. I said you are not old anyway. She said im 32. I said you are in your prime. She laughed. She moved in closer beside me and put her hand on my leg as we chatted. I was looking into her big brown eyes, big big juicy lips and down her low cut top. Soon i was hard inside my jeans. I told her how i fancied her for years and she joked was it me you were wanking at that day. I said yeah. She said i thought so. I moved in and kissed her. She said i dont think we should be doing this. I said i know but no one needs to know. She kissed me again. I soon had my hand on her perfect huge tits. They were so soft and warm and felt so nice even through her dress. She put her hand down my trousers and laughed when she found my already hard cock. She upbucked my belt and unbuttoned my jeans. She wanked me off as we made out. She then got up and told me to follow her to her bedroom. She told me to take off my clothes and lie on the bed. She then took off her dress and knickers. Her tits were amazing i just wanted to play with them. She had a very sexy body and amazing ass. She got on the bed and straddled me. She kissed me and i felt her perfect big tits agsinst my chest. She them moved up so i could suck and lick her tits. I was in heaven. After a while she loved down towards my cock and started giving me a bj. She was quiet drunk so one minute she was sucking me and the next finishing her drink. We then lay beside me and wanked me off as i fingered her. I said we dont have to do this. I dont want you to regret it tomorrow. She said sush. She then got on top of me and started riding me. I came quick and she laughed. I said sorry but that one was waiting a long time. She said dont worry and she got me to lick her pussy. After a while i was soon hard again. And this time we fucked for ages. It was amazing see her big tits shake when i trust into her and when she rode me. We fucked for ages and i made her cum a few times. After i came over her amazing tits. She cleaned it up with a tissue we both fell a sleep. I kept waking up thinking i cant believe that just happened. I was also worried she would regret it. In the morning when we both woke up. I asked her did she regret it. She said no but you cant tell people about this as i will get a bad name and i dont want your aunt find out. I said i wont tell anyone. She said seeing you are here you might as well make me breakfast. I cooked a fry up and she rolled a j. She said dont say anything about this either. We smoked and she said you can go now. I was a bit gutted. I got dressed and said dont worry i wont say a thing. She said take care. Just as i walked to the door she laughed and said come back. She took off her tshirt and said come here. We fucked like crazy most of that day. She kicked me out that evening. A few days later i met my mate and he was bragging how the cute blonde gave him a bj. He said next time i will fuck her. He said pity you missed out. I wanted to tell him but couldn't.
I guess if you're going to raise a thread from the dead to reply might as well make it count by writing a novel! :1orglaugh
Yeah, I was in my bed with a penthouse mag with the pet of the month fold out spread out and my dick in my hand and my mom just walks in with my breakfast (she always knocked). we both paused for what seemed like a horrifying eternity and she just puts the plate and juice on the nightstand and walks out without a word.
It's been a week now and still awkward AF.
seriously though, that happened when I was 16.
I've never been the same since.
It's been a week now and still awkward AF.
seriously though, that happened when I was 16.
I've never been the same since.
Should had told her without any hesitation in a calm way: Thanks, mother. You remembered to butter the toast this time, right?
"mother?" I'm not english. nor a psycho. she's mom.
:1orglaugh
Whatever you feel comfortable calling her during the joke...
Whatever you feel comfortable calling her during the joke...