Happy hour!!
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tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I need 24 beers to wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face 
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Just gimme some Jack Daniels. The bottle. I don't need a glass.
Yes it was. Crazy mofo would do shots before going on to the field. I guess thats one way to dull the pain.
Well obviously there's not going to be jello wrestling, so I'll just take a long island tea. Those always are a sure bet to get any party started.
Bullshit, there's no jello wrestling!!! This is a hi-class joint so of course we gots jello wrestling!! :glugglug:
I'll take Milagro tequila with a dash of agave nectar.
Yeah that *** was nuts. Some people are functional alcoholics however. He had to've been a functional alci, but you would've thought someone along the line would have caught a wiff of his firewater breath. It's a myth that people can't smell *****; if my *** is anywhere withing a room with me she can smell me a mile away even on the ***** sauce. On my drunkard magazine forum they say over there that people that don't drink are the best sniffers. I think there is some truth to that, but I can smell people from a mile away as well. :dunno:
A Google search tells me he did 3 something years in the Joint for armed robbery. Sort of reminds me of that crazy bastard RB who was drafted by the Dolphins. Can't remember his name but he robbed his neighbors house. The NFL RB's have quite a list of trashy individuals.
BAYAMONXXX
Land Of The Snakes
Do you put lime in your Corona? Back in high school when we were lifting kegs and other ***** out of an establishment we'd sometimes get cases of Corona. It's been a while since I've had a Corona however.
BellaBellini
Verified Performer
I'd like a mojito for my second drink please! I'm all hot & sweaty after my member cam show
I'd like a mojito for my second drink please! I'm all hot & sweaty after my member cam show
I've got the ***, lime, mint and sparkling water. You gotta supply the sugar babe.
Bathing suits....you don't need no stinking bathing suits.
oh good I'll have a shot of tequila next please.
I love happy hour!
You know....I think our original bartender/jello wrestler bailed on us. Here ya go Alisa. Oh btw, we are out of shot glasses, so I hope this one is okay.Premium Link Upgrade
That works I would have ordered 7 or 8 of them anyway.
Go easy there, I don't wanna have Maley all over my ass if I get you too *****.:surprise:
That is taking it easy. I can easily polish of a bottle of tequila in one night plus my *** and ****. MAybe even a few beers on top of that. No worries I know my limits. I'll stop before I hit them now another *** and **** can't drink all the tequila to fast.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Sigh. Getting ready to leave for the bars now. I **** my friends... 
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