Got my girlfriend to model for my car

If that was my car, I guess it would only make sense that she would be my girlfriend. When you get to the point that you just don't GAF anymore but want to pretend that you still do (by painting a POS Integra and letting Vampire Girl pose next to it), you might as well go all the way.

Just say, "Fuck it!"
 
Hey! No posting other forums! Especially forums with pictures of creepy ***** women!
 
Am I turned on or not? I can barely decide.
 
At least I had the common courtesy to ask if that was JohnnyStyro's girl before I mentioned her collossal ugliness.
It appears I'm the only one here with any courtesy. This is the first time I've been the courteous one. I don't know what to do. What do I do now?
 
I've been thinking about this thread and it dawned on me, this girl looks like a Don Martin cartoon from Mad Magazine. Usually one of the creepier ones where someone turns into a ******** or something equally weird.

By the way, Brah, did you hit that on the hood of the Acura? Fess up, you hit it like the fist of an angry God, didn't you?
 
I've been taking a stroll down memory lane and I came across this old thread and thought it is too good to let die.
 
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