Got my girlfriend to model for my car

[Ace Boobtoucher]

In case you've been in a cave this is an epic thread from a bodybuilding forum a couple years ago. It gained some notoriety after it was posted in the Mirth Canal forum and it is fairly entertaining. I had to do a little searching to find some of the original comments but that forum has apparently gone tits up.



http://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/128651-got-my-girlfriend-model-my.html

 

[guranteedseed1]

is she half asian or something?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Johnnystyro, is that your GF?

 

[Member442]

I likes the car.

 

[Justanothergirl]

What is up with her eyeliner?

 

[BlueBalls]

She's got Paris Hilton's glazed over, dead eyes. I like that in a woman.

 

[guranteedseed1]

She's got Paris Hilton's glazed over, dead eyes. I like that in a woman.

maybe one dead eye..... sorry.

 

[biomech]

:eek:

 

[jod0565]

Is this Halloween already?

 

[316sherm]

Probably if it was late at night, and I drank a 12 pack and 3...no, 2 shots of Yager :hit:
:rofl:

 

[masseffect dude]

She's cute! I want to see more!

 

[alexpnz]

That left eye is so lazy, I don't think an alarm clock could help!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

did anyone click on the farking link? It's so ******** funny.

 

[LukeEl]

Tell her she can snort a line of meth off my boner anytime woohoo!

 

[lurkingdirk]

moar like I drove over my girlfriend's face with my car. amirite?

 

[feller469]

I think Gomez Addams played around on Mortisha

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Some guys had a little photoshop fun with her.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

In the link the photo of her holding the rifle and member warning about not ******* her off. Who the hell is he kidding?

With eyes lined up like that she'll be lucky to hit the broad side of a ****.

Damn I hope she doesn't drive. She'd have to align her eyes more often than she would the tires on that vehicle.

You think the guy stands on one side of her where she can't see him and all his ugliness, and puts the car on the seeing side so she thinks she is getting into money and good looks?

Poor broad.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Be honest, brah. You'd hit that girl harder than you hit the gym.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Be honest, brah. You'd hit that girl harder than you hit the gym.

Don't ****! You know youse bang her until yo tan fades away, bro! You Might start out wid a popped colla but by time you get done with her it'll be spent and ready to go down for the night.