Godzilla vs. Cthulu

Godzilla vs. Cthulu

  • Godzilla

    Votes: 29 63.0%
  • Cthulu

    Votes: 12 26.1%
  • I want to vote for Godzilla, but can't pass on an opportunity to kiss Petra's ass so I'm voting for

    Votes: 5 10.9%

  • Total voters
    46
chtulhu because with his tantacles he can sink godzilla in the darkest and deepest waters
 
Cthulhu obviously, he wouldn´t even have to lift a finger (********) to win. All his brainwashed followers would take down the lizard for him.
 
The Sheddim would just fly in and burn them all as well as the planet.
 

Hmmmm .... ManBearPig? While Cthulu would lose to Godzilla big-time, Cthulu would easily beat ManBearPig like a rented mule. :*****:

BTW, I voted before that third voting option mysteriously appeared. :notfair: But I do love you Petra!! :lovebunny: So if you must punish me for defying you and the :cthulhu: would you please punish me personally? And not emotionally or psychologically, but with a riding crop, or a paddle perhaps? :shy:
 
Uhm, I want to kiss Petra's ass, so option #3 he he.

In fact: I don't have a clue which one tho choose.:facepalm:
 
for flying spaghetti ******* sakes! Cthulhu will win people! godzilla doesn't even have a dick!
 
Actually some reptiles have two penises. Godzilla is comfortable with his penis size and does not need to be like Cthulu who needs many ******** appendages to make up for lack of penis size.
 
I voted for Godzilla-san
 
Here're the stats:

Height:
Godzilla--75'
Cthulu--107'

Reach:
Godzilla--7'
Cthulu--64'

Wins By Knockout:
Godzilla--11
Cthulu--no professional record

Age:
Godzilla--56
Cthulu--1106

Finishing Move:
Godzilla--Tail Thrash/Atomic Breath
Cthulu--Damnation By Water/Constriction

Divine Status:
Godzilla--Has "God" in his name
Cthulu--Evil God/Goddess of the Sea

Trainer:
Godzilla--Raymond Burr
Cthulu--Angelo Dundee
 
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