Godzilla vs. Cthulu

[lurkingdirk]

For copyright reasons, this had to be included.

 

[Supafly]

Ah, to hell with Cthulhu. It's asleep and no damn god, and Godzilla is the greatest.

 

[georges]

chtulhu because with his tantacles he can sink godzilla in the darkest and deepest waters

 

[Patrick_S]

Cthulhu obviously, he wouldn´t even have to lift a finger (tentacle) to win. All his brainwashed followers would take down the lizard for him.

 

[LukeEl]

The Sheddim would just fly in and burn them all as well as the planet.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

al gore.

Hmmmm .... ManBearPig? While Cthulu would lose to Godzilla big-time, Cthulu would easily beat ManBearPig like a rented mule. :horse:

BTW, I voted before that third voting option mysteriously appeared. :notfair: But I do love you Petra!! :lovebunny: So if you must punish me for defying you and the would you please punish me personally? And not emotionally or psychologically, but with a riding crop, or a paddle perhaps? :shy:

 

[Eric Lindros]

Uhm, I want to kiss Petra's ass, so option #3 he he.

In fact: I don't have a clue which one tho choose.

 

[TheAdmiral]

Godzilla is King of the Monsters.
Cthulhu is a monster.

Therefore, Godzilla is his king.

:yesyes:

This.

The king stay the king

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Obviously Mothra.

 

[xanaXXX]

for flying spaghetti monster sakes! Cthulhu will win people! godzilla doesn't even have a dick!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Actually some reptiles have two penises. Godzilla is comfortable with his penis size and does not need to be like Cthulu who needs many tentacle appendages to make up for lack of penis size.

 

[Hunstman66]

Cthulu - more powerful than a fire breathing dinosaur

 

[Red Spyder]

:stir:

 

[DR. B]

I voted for Godzilla-san

 

[cindy CD/TV]

:stir:

That is FUCKING awesome Spyder!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[Petra]

:stir:

Ok, even I have to admit that's pretty awesome. Wonder if I can get that sketch as a print anywhere.

 

[horst0101]

I want to vote for Godzilla, but can't pass on an opportunity to kiss Petra's ass.

 

[Master_Gio]

Godzilla, he is THE king of the monsters, after all!

 

[hotrod808]

was hast du gesehen alter mann?? god... godzilla

 

[maildude]

Here're the stats:

Height:
Godzilla--75'
Cthulu--107'

Reach:
Godzilla--7'
Cthulu--64'

Wins By Knockout:
Godzilla--11
Cthulu--no professional record

Age:
Godzilla--56
Cthulu--1106

Finishing Move:
Godzilla--Tail Thrash/Atomic Breath
Cthulu--Damnation By Water/Constriction

Divine Status:
Godzilla--Has "God" in his name
Cthulu--Evil God/Goddess of the Sea

Trainer:
Godzilla--Raymond Burr
Cthulu--Angelo Dundee