Give it up for **** Zero!

**** Zero is the equivalent of "cheerleader ****" for colas. ;) Be a man and drink regular cola if your going to drink it. :D:1orglaugh
 
Mountain dew is the only soda I drink when I need some energy, it works great. If that fails I will use an energy drink.

The number of calories isn't a concern for me.
 
Yeah, watching Platoon. The only way I could cope with the hot buttery popcorn, was to wash it down with a tall glass of Coca Cola Classic. From there I sampled many other delicious beverages, but I had to take a stand. **** Zero is my methadone.
 
I used to be a coca-cola addict, and my dentist told me if I carried on drinking it, I would lose most of my teeth.... So i stopped!

Then ****-Zero came out...

I drink that quite a lot, and my dentist says my teeth are in very good condition! And I still think it fills my **** Addiction :D
 
yuk i **** **** zero, normal **** any day and vanilla ****
 
Kung Fu Dude..is, of course, without any doubt, no doubts whatsover...

CORRECT!!!


**** Zero is the **** of all shits! I love it. I drank it when it was dressed in its namby pamby white label. But as Kung Fu described, when they made it black...look out. I have had chicks grab my ass when they saw me drinking a bottle of **** Zero and say to me, "What'cha holding there...stud. Can I have a lick?"

I am a fan of diet colas. **** Zero is the best. Diet **** with lemon was a favorite of mine...diet **** with lime is pretty good. Diet Pepsi is good too. Diet Mountain Dew is very good.

Incidentally, if you want to have fun with a 7-11, AM-PM clerk some Friday night..go into one with some buddies and call all **** products.."Cock"..go, "hey, do you guys carry Cock Zero? No? What about Diet Cock? Cherry Cock?"....fun times...fun times indeed.
 
Smitty said:
It's good but I'm a Diet **** fan since it hit the market 23 years ago.

Loyal to the end!

Oh and **** Zero doesn't have aspartame/Nutrasweet but the newer Splenda brand.

-cs™
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**** Zero does not have Splenda in it. There is a specific "Diet **** w/Splenda" out...**** Zero does have Aspartame. I'm looking at the ingredient list right now.
 
**** Zero Ingredients

****'s marketing people talk about "zero consequences", but can they promise **** Zero's ingredients are without consequences?

The ingredients (as written in bold) are listed on Australian cans of **** Zero. Water anyone?

Carbonated water
Colour (150d) - aka "Sulphite Ammonia Caramel"
Food acid 338 - aka "Phosphoric Acid" (Also used for rust removal!)
Food acid 331 - aka "Sodium Citrates" (Also used in photography and as an anticoagulant of ***** stored for transfusion!)
Flavour
Sweetener 951 - aka "Asapartame" (According to the US FDA, "the [National Cancer Institute] currently is studying aspartame and other dietary factors as part of a larger study of adult brain cancer." You might want to wait for the results before you drink it. Also, avoid this one if you're moody!)
Sweetener 950 - aka "Acesulfame Potassium" (Looking for reasons to avoid this sweetener? Look no further...)
Preservative 211 - aka "Sodium Benzoate" (Undiluted this stuff isn't too bad... Just don't let it touch your skin!)
Caffeine
 
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