Give it up for **** Zero!
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tartanterrier
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Normal ****,Barrs Irn Bru and Lemonade 
Life is a balance of doing what you like and doing what is good for you. Sometimes they are the same thing and sometimes not. I often wonder if you follow all the proper procedures to live a long life if you really do or does it just seem like it?
I wish I could give the world a **** Zero!
Supafly
Back for Good
It's good I don't have to subscribe to one single taste...
Though I like **** Zero the best right now, I enjoy Pepsi or other other ****-related softdrinks, too. I tried 5 Dr. Peppers after I watched Forrext Gump (This brew is hard to get here in Germany), and I almost exploded - but it's Coca Cola that does it for me the best
Though I like **** Zero the best right now, I enjoy Pepsi or other other ****-related softdrinks, too. I tried 5 Dr. Peppers after I watched Forrext Gump (This brew is hard to get here in Germany), and I almost exploded - but it's Coca Cola that does it for me the best
youwanttoshagme
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Think I originaly found this on here.
Have you ever wondered why **** comes with a smile? It's because it gets you high. They took the ******* out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.
In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don't immediately ***** from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your ***** sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There's plenty of that at this particular moment)
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your ***** pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
>60 Minutes: The caffeine's diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you'll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you'll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You've also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the ****. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you're a smoker.)
But, hey, have another ****, it'll make you feel better.
Personally, prefer a herbal tea.
Coca-cola used to be sponsor of the Hitler Youth movement and was singled out by M.L.King shortly before he was shot. They have horrendous human rights violations and global marketing to the most in need people, so i won't buy it on principle. I **** the stuff with a passion.
Have you ever wondered why **** comes with a smile? It's because it gets you high. They took the ******* out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.
In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don't immediately ***** from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your ***** sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There's plenty of that at this particular moment)
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your ***** pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
>60 Minutes: The caffeine's diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you'll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you'll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You've also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the ****. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you're a smoker.)
But, hey, have another ****, it'll make you feel better.
Personally, prefer a herbal tea.
Coca-cola used to be sponsor of the Hitler Youth movement and was singled out by M.L.King shortly before he was shot. They have horrendous human rights violations and global marketing to the most in need people, so i won't buy it on principle. I **** the stuff with a passion.
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
It's good, I like it. But if they screw with Vanilla ****, I swear to God, Heads will roll!!!!
pepsi rules and especially there mt. dew product. i drink **** if they dont have pesi as far as **** zero goes i rather drink a hot budweiser (and yes i despise bud even cold)
I guess that's just the mind blowing effect **** Zero has on people!
Soda isn't good for anyone, diet or regular. Diet soda is full of artificial sweeteners that are unhealthy except slpenda. Regular soda is made from high fructose corn syrup that has caused obesity and diabetes to spread like wildfire. The acids in soda are not good for your teeth or the lining of the stomach and intestines.
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