Why do most girls always say that porn makes them laugh? I mean if it's that funny why don't they just watch a romantic comedy with their girlfriends. Everyone is welcome to answer but I would also like to hear a female's point of view in why is porn so funny to them. Are there any girls out there who actually watch porn to get off?
if there are any , that would be hot 
I'm not a girl, but I think I can answer this one.
It's unrealistic.
I don't know if you've ever played hentai dating sims? If you have, you'll probably agree with me that there's little exciting about those games, but a lot humor if you watch the story line (not intentional humor though).
Porn is somewhere between realism & those hentai games & probably closer to those hentai games than to realism.
A girl is in a house, babysitting, while it's still light outside (this probably means that it's not evening yet). Still, there's no kid in sight. She's wearing a miniskirt & no panties (what parent would want a girl like that babysit his or her kid?). Daddy walks in (usually either an ugly guy old enough to be a kid's grandpa or he became a father when he was 17!), notices she's not wearing any underwear and instead of kicking her out of his house (why would he need a babysitter when he's at home anyway?) he fucks her.... Very realistic...
A total stranger steps into your car, is groped (if you or I did that to a hitchhiker we'd be slapped and we'd probably receive a fist in our private areas as well...) and driven to a place she initially didn't want or needed to go to (does she protest though? No) and is fucked and sometimes humiliated at that place (she doesn't seem to mind though).
Then the sex itself. The girl gives the guy a blowjob & nearly cums while doing that (as far as I know the mouth still isn't capable of receiving such amounts of pleasure). Then the guy penetrates her and after 5 minutes she's had 10 orgasms (I'm exaggerating a bit), even though about 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from sex without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never cum under any circumstances.
source http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Reprod...orgasm-eludes-majority-women/story?id=8485289
Add to that the girls clothing, combined with the surprise when she finds out that the guy actually wants to fuck her, even though she's dressed in such a way that there's little doubt that she wants anything else than to be fucked, generally makes porn a bit unrealistec.
Men don't care about that (it's usually male fantasies being shown in porn flicks). We care about a hot body and a pleased girl. End of discussion, for the guy anyway. We hardly notice these flaws in porn (except for some, like me. It's one of the reasons why I generally prefer photo sets (unless the girl is really hot)).
Women have different needs, different ideas of what's hot, erotic, etc., so they do notice (I think).
If this is wrong, I'd like the women on this board to correct me.
It's unrealistic.
I don't know if you've ever played hentai dating sims? If you have, you'll probably agree with me that there's little exciting about those games, but a lot humor if you watch the story line (not intentional humor though).
Porn is somewhere between realism & those hentai games & probably closer to those hentai games than to realism.
A girl is in a house, babysitting, while it's still light outside (this probably means that it's not evening yet). Still, there's no kid in sight. She's wearing a miniskirt & no panties (what parent would want a girl like that babysit his or her kid?). Daddy walks in (usually either an ugly guy old enough to be a kid's grandpa or he became a father when he was 17!), notices she's not wearing any underwear and instead of kicking her out of his house (why would he need a babysitter when he's at home anyway?) he fucks her.... Very realistic...
A total stranger steps into your car, is groped (if you or I did that to a hitchhiker we'd be slapped and we'd probably receive a fist in our private areas as well...) and driven to a place she initially didn't want or needed to go to (does she protest though? No) and is fucked and sometimes humiliated at that place (she doesn't seem to mind though).
Then the sex itself. The girl gives the guy a blowjob & nearly cums while doing that (as far as I know the mouth still isn't capable of receiving such amounts of pleasure). Then the guy penetrates her and after 5 minutes she's had 10 orgasms (I'm exaggerating a bit), even though about 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from sex without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never cum under any circumstances.
source http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Reprod...orgasm-eludes-majority-women/story?id=8485289
Add to that the girls clothing, combined with the surprise when she finds out that the guy actually wants to fuck her, even though she's dressed in such a way that there's little doubt that she wants anything else than to be fucked, generally makes porn a bit unrealistec.
Men don't care about that (it's usually male fantasies being shown in porn flicks). We care about a hot body and a pleased girl. End of discussion, for the guy anyway. We hardly notice these flaws in porn (except for some, like me. It's one of the reasons why I generally prefer photo sets (unless the girl is really hot)).
Women have different needs, different ideas of what's hot, erotic, etc., so they do notice (I think).
If this is wrong, I'd like the women on this board to correct me.
Men have visual, sight pleasure, hence men look/watch porn.
Women have a mental, thinking pleasure, hence they have romance novels and Lifetime (Have you seen all the sex scenes in an otherwise brutal plot of a storyline? Seems people are constantly getting banged before getting slapped around or cheated on or murdered).
Of course, that does not mean there are women that do not like like to watch porn and men that do not like to read it. Just a majority on both sides.
Women have a mental, thinking pleasure, hence they have romance novels and Lifetime (Have you seen all the sex scenes in an otherwise brutal plot of a storyline? Seems people are constantly getting banged before getting slapped around or cheated on or murdered).
Of course, that does not mean there are women that do not like like to watch porn and men that do not like to read it. Just a majority on both sides.
ChefChiTown
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I had this exact conversation with one of my female friends once. She is an extremely honest person when she talks to me, so she doesn't hide anything. Anyway, she said that a lot of the girls that she knew would say things like "porn is funny" because they don't want us, as men, to know that they actually get aroused while watching pornography. She said that girls try and make it seem as if they think porn is stupid, funny, gross (etc), just because they don't want to be labeled as "the girl who watches porn", because they think it would make everyone look at them as if they were a slut.
You have to admit. Some porn is kind of rediculous. When I see some dude bouncing his pud off a woman's forehead, I can't help but laugh myself. Then there's the obvious faking. Moaning a little too loudly. Talking a little too dirty.
Some of it is just plain dumb. Not all of it. But some of it.
That said, about half the girls I've dated liked porn, and half did not. So I'd say it's about a 50/50 split. Maybe 70/30.
Some of it is just plain dumb. Not all of it. But some of it.
That said, about half the girls I've dated liked porn, and half did not. So I'd say it's about a 50/50 split. Maybe 70/30.
You asked a girl for advice about girls? A scary thought, especially since I've got experience with that one as well...
Girl A says A & B
Girl B says C & D
Girl C says E
You go back to girl A, tell her what the other girls have said & what does she reply? Oh well, I guess I don't understand girls... (girl B & C say the same thing...)
I eventually ended up with a big headache trying to understand them...
Conclusion : Men don't understand girls, but neither do girls....
Yeah I watch it and usually enjoy it but I'm not sure that I laugh that often unless it's bad or intentionally tongue in cheek.
I think you're on the money, Gordar! :thumbsup:
Alyssa Rose
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Ok so, from a girl, I think its not necassarily porn itself that is funny, I think its more or less the fakeness of it. I mean if during sex I repeated 'oh yeah fuck my pussy with your huge dick' over and over my husband would probably start cracking up. I laugh at some porn because its just really bad acting. I have a couple of porn videos (as in 7 or 8) that I like and actually turn me on or 'get me off' I'll occasionally browse porn to see if theres anything that interests me but I don't need porn the way some guys do, I could just think about my last sex session and get off just as easily. I think it really just depends on the girl, some girls like it some dont. I Know a lot of girls that say they hate it because they don't want their boyfriends or husbands to watch it but in reality they actually don't mind it. Also sometimes I laugh because I've seen porn bloopers and I know what happens when the cameras aren't rolling lol anyways just my:2 cents:
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anyways just my:2 cents:<3 Hissy
That's a difference - there are quite a few guys, it seems, who "need" porn. This may be because they get nothing else. It would be interesting to see if single women use/watch porn more than married/partnered women (I think that's true of men...if they have a source for regular sex the porn watching slows down. right? if not, I guess I don't understand men, either).
DING DING DING! We have a winner! this is right on. Just worry about what you like, let other people like/dislike their own thing. work it out with your own partner.
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Ok so, from a girl, I think its not necassarily porn itself that is funny, I think its more or less the fakeness of it. I mean if during sex I repeated 'oh yeah fuck my pussy with your huge dick' over and over my husband would probably start cracking up. I laugh at some porn because its just really bad acting. I have a couple of porn videos (as in 7 or 8) that I like and actually turn me on or 'get me off' I'll occasionally browse porn to see if theres anything that interests me but I don't need porn the way some guys do, I could just think about my last sex session and get off just as easily. I think it really just depends on the girl, some girls like it some dont. I Know a lot of girls that say they hate it because they don't want their boyfriends or husbands to watch it but in reality they actually don't mind it. Also sometimes I laugh because I've seen porn bloopers and I know what happens when the cameras aren't rolling lol
<3 Hissy
Good stuff! Thanks for clearing it up!
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