Ace Boobtoucher
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Game of Thrones
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Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Oh, did I laugh out loud.
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33 Jokes Only "Game Of Thrones" Fans Will Understand
Most of them are juvenile attempts at humor, but a couple have some wit. The first one seemed somewhat poignant the last few weeks:
Most of them are juvenile attempts at humor, but a couple have some wit. The first one seemed somewhat poignant the last few weeks:
I've never seen an episode. Are there any tits in it?
http://www.tmz.com/2014/06/14/peter...-tyrion-lannister-walk-park-stroller-picture/
and 6 hours to go to season finale!
and 6 hours to go to season finale!
Arya's death list became short by one... maybe two or three...
[but I was expecting that this season finale would feature .......]
[but I was expecting that this season finale would feature .......]
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Seeing Tywin die on the shitter gave me little satisfaction. And Stannis is a dick.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
He really paid two debts, while at the same time he got two new debts.
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Pucker Up Butter Cup.
I love how the Giant was running after it, he was like "Oh shit my Mammoth." lol
So the cavalry arrived in the nick of time (in over a hundred years of movies and seventy years of TV have they EVER arrived early? ; )
but WTF did they come from? on the North side of the wall! and their horses and the supply logistics needed to feed the men and horses!
Then it looks like the kids finally get to their destination when they got Harryhausened!
Why didn't Tyrion kill his sister too?
but WTF did they come from? on the North side of the wall! and their horses and the supply logistics needed to feed the men and horses!
Then it looks like the kids finally get to their destination when they got Harryhausened!
Why didn't Tyrion kill his sister too?
So not only did The Mountain not die, he'll be a guinea pig for that guy and probably come out of it even stronger. The Red Viper of Dorne dies in vain without getting his revenge. :hairpull: :cussing:
We'll see about that.
What he said. What's Stannis even doing so far up north?
And another thing, Arya and The Hound finally got to the Bloody Gate and then just turned around and took off?
Going where? Arya would rather be wandering around with The Hound than staying with her aunt's people? And Littlefinger would just let them go? Makes no fucking sense to me.
We'll see about that.
What he said. What's Stannis even doing so far up north?
And another thing, Arya and The Hound finally got to the Bloody Gate and then just turned around and took off?
Going where? Arya would rather be wandering around with The Hound than staying with her aunt's people? And Littlefinger would just let them go? Makes no fucking sense to me.
Well that sure sums up the whole show for me!
He didn't exactly get chance.
At the end of S3 Davos persuaded him that they should respond to the raven asking for aid because if they didn't, every fucker will end up dead.
And another thing, Arya and The Hound finally got to the Bloody Gate and then just turned around and took off?
Riverrun seems the obvious location, on the off chance there were any Tully bannerman to ransom her to. Possibly the Dreadfort if he's heard Bolton is the new Warden of the North. Clegane is bound to have known that Stark blood was still worth something to someone.
Littlefinger would never have known they were even there, and I doubt knights of the Vale would have been off to scale the Eyrie to tell him, with them neither liking nor trusting Baelish. They come across as insular at the best of times, letting a (as far as they know) Lannister bannerman through the Bloody Gate isn't something any of them would have done without a really good reason. Vardis Egan did his level best to turn Catelyn - Lysa's own blood - away in S1, or at least gave her a thorough grilling before letting her pass.
The Cavalry in movies were the first to master the art of JIT (just in time) now so precious to our industries, that when one little cogwheel spins out of place, the whole system comes to a halt.
About him being North of the Wall:
1) He and his troops sailed from Dragonstone (via Braavos) north through the Narrow Sea
2) The Night's Watch currently has 3 manned castles (out of a total of 19 built, though during the entire history of the Night's Watch the maximum manned at one time were 17): Shadow Tower - at the West end of the Wall; Castle Black towards the center at the terminus of the King's Road, connecting it to the rest of the Realm; Eastwatch-by-the-Sea - on the shore of the Narrow Sea at the Eastern end of the Wall
3) Stannis most likely landed his ships near Eastwatch, from there he either went through the Tunnel there or had his ships sail around the Wall. Then they just had to ride along the Wall until they came upon the Wildlings near Castle Black.
He didn't have the time and he didn't know of a secret passageway to her chambers to avoid/bypass the Guards.
