Game of Thrones

Pretty good episode. Well written, the action was good, and all that.

Only one problem: the GoT universe is just a little too big now for focusing on only one story line for an entire episode. It's episodes like this one that make you painfully aware how short a ten episode season is.
 
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Only one problem: the GoT universe is just a little too big now for focusing on only one story line for an entire episode. It's episodes like this one that make you painfully aware how short a ten episode season is.

It's true. Jaime has hardly featured this year, that's bound to have disappointed some people.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I hate how British people mispronounce aluminum. And he says "fuck" wrong, too.
 
It's true. Jaime has hardly featured this year, that's bound to have disappointed some people.

Quite a few people, in fact. I bet if some Übernerd were to add up the total minutes of screen time for the major cast members of the first three seasons, we'd find average screen time had gone down for Season 4 somewhere approaching 50%.

In addition to the major characters, we've seen recurring & supporting characters practically vanish this season. Bronn has had a total of 10 minutes on screen or something crazy?

I guess we can't really fault the writers/producers too much. It is a fairly impossible needle to thread, given the size & complexity of the books. But man, is it lamentable. (Well, lamentable for most of them. I'm not particularly interested in Shay, so I'm not at all upset her role was diminished.)

On the (potential) plus side, since there was no real "shocker" last night, S04E10 may end up breaking the tradition of simply tying up loose ends and setting up the next season, and could contain some really awesome plot twists (read: "death" or "deaths"). When last we saw the Queen of Thorns, she was fidgeting with Margaery's necklace, which was missing a stone just as Sansa's was. So I'm wondering if she planted it for someone on her way out of town.
 
I hate how British people mispronounce aluminum.

We don't mispronounce "aluminum" - we don't even say the word. It does not exist to us. We do, however, say aluminium which is a different word - the clue is in the spelling - that only has one possible pronunciation.

Otherwise, I hate how you mispronounce aubergine as "eggplant" and coriander as " cilantro."

On the (potential) plus side, since there was no real "shocker" last night, S04E10 may end up breaking the tradition of simply tying up loose ends and setting up the next season, and could contain some really awesome plot twists (read: "death" or "deaths"). When last we saw the Queen of Thorns, she was fidgeting with Margaery's necklace, which was missing a stone just as Sansa's was. So I'm wondering if she planted it for someone on her way out of town.

I will neither confirm nor deny specifics, but I will agree that while the last three series have used the finale as an aftermath to what came before, the post-coital fag to episode 9's orgasm, this year episode 10 will be one you don't want to miss. Between the trial, the seige and what's to come, this will be remembered as the strongest ending to a series since the show began.

Until they start converting the major incidents of A Dance With Dragons (the fifth book), mind.
 

BlkHawk

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I do hope episode 10 has the scene I have been waiting all year for. Knowing my luck it will be Sam describing the battle to Gillie for an hour.

Anyone other than me happy to see Ygritte die? I cheered, hell I actually clapped. Don't know why I hated that character so much.
 
I do hope episode 10 has the scene I have been waiting all year for. Knowing my luck it will be Sam describing the battle to Gillie for an hour.

Anyone other than me happy to see Ygritte die? I cheered, hell I actually clapped. Don't know why I hated that character so much.

I miss her. She was hot. BTW, she looks like AnnaLee Suicide (from SuicideGirls)
 

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Now THAT is a battle. Bravo HBO, production budget be damned.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any more bad ass than that giant firing off arrows the size of whale harpoons, Ghost is unleashed.


Yeah, when Sam kissed Gillie she seemed so passionate I thought they were going to clear the table and start fucking right there.



Awesome episode.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
We don't mispronounce "aluminum" - we don't even say the word. It does not exist to us. We do, however, say aluminium which is a different word - the clue is in the spelling - that only has one possible pronunciation.

Otherwise, I hate how you mispronounce aubergine as "eggplant" and coriander as " cilantro."

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You misspelled aluminum. I can see it quite clearly underlined in squiggly red. Coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant and tastes different. I hate your face.

 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Now THAT is a battle. Bravo HBO, production budget be damned.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any more bad ass than that giant firing off arrows the size of whale harpoons, Ghost is unleashed.


Yeah, when Sam kissed Gillie she seemed so passionate I thought they were going to clear the table and start fucking right there.



Awesome episode.

So you enjoyed that split second they showed with the guy getting his head stabbed in? lol
 
So you enjoyed that split second they showed with the guy getting his head stabbed in? lol

Yeah, and the mammoth running away with it's ass on fire.

Which reminds me, how do you catch a mammoth? Cut a hole in the ice, line it with peas, then when the mammoth goes in to take a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.



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Coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant and tastes different. I hate your face.

Coriander seed is coriander. Coriander leaf is still coriander. You may hate my face, but you love my balls.

But yeah, thanks for the video of some cunt being a stupid cunt. We grow an excellent variety of complete and total spastic over here, you can tell.

I can picture Mr Stiffy calling everyone here a Bloke.

Only if old enough to no longer be a boy and sound enough to not be a cunt.

Actually, a frequent occurrence here is that you call your mates "cunt," and a cunt "mate." As in :

"Alright cunt, how's it going? You silly cunt."
"What was that mate? Do you want to say that again, mate??"

Seriously though, we all just talk like Hugh Grant in ever shitty romcom you ever saw him in. Gruff-talking Northerners what talk like Bronn and Davos went extinct years ago when Lady Thatcher had her cull. Any more questions, direct them to my butler.
 
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