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[tie1lauj]

Please feel free to share some of the best and worst forwards you have ever received on your cell phones. I will be posting some up on various days. Here's the first:

-roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs give me an hr. kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days n a hospital, a baby with no name. the baby is a bastard, the ****** is a whore, this never woulda happened if the rubber hadn't tore. sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, pray 2 god u dont multiply. roses r red grass is green, open ur legs and i'll fill u wit cream. sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r 4given so stick it n. roses r nice, violets r fine, i'll b the 6 u be the 9. eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont b sassy. use ur tongue n make it NASTY!!!!

u kno the rest: send this to ur friends, blah, blah, blah!!

 

[LukeEl]

I have no clue to what you are talking about? And I think it is not a wise thing to post these on various days!

 

[BigSwede]

Please feel free to share some of the best and worst forwards you have ever received on your cell phones. I will be posting some up on various days. Here's the first:

-roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs give me an hr. kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days n a hospital, a baby with no name. the baby is a bastard, the ****** is a whore, this never woulda happened if the rubber hadn't tore. sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, pray 2 god u dont multiply. roses r red grass is green, open ur legs and i'll fill u wit cream. sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r 4given so stick it n. roses r nice, violets r fine, i'll b the 6 u be the 9. eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont b sassy. use ur tongue n make it NASTY!!!!

u kno the rest: send this to ur friends, blah, blah, blah!!

From the official board rules:
7.) The official board language is English. While we fully realize that we have many members who's first language is not English, we appreciate their attempt and do not expect their English or grammar to be perfect. However, deliberate miss-spellings such as "Iz" (is), "u" (you), "R" (are), "2" (to/too) are not allowed.

 

[biomech]

This will get interesting.

 

[DOA82]

Im guessing you didnt get all of those in one single text message?

 

[Ace Bandage]

The people with whom I associate don't receive or forward texts from 12 year-old ****. If those are example messages, I'm not missing anything...

 

[Mayhem]

This will get interesting.

I'll bet you a dollar that it really doesn't. :*****:

 

[turtle825]

To put an end to my misery: