Funny / Memorable Movie Lines. Post 'em!

[Sin After Sin]

From Beverly Hills Cop:

"Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!"
"Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?"
"No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day."
"I'm driving. I've seen your car."
"Oh, ****, that's cold."

 

[1ManRevolution]

Pretty much ANYTHING from Army of Darkness is kickass.

 

[Sin After Sin]

Pretty much ANYTHING from Army of Darkness is kickass.

Agreed. Here's my favorite quote:

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweetbaby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

 

[Crunktastic_Pat]

"say hello to my little friend"
i think everybody knows which movie this is from

 

[Sin After Sin]

From The Maltese Falcon:

"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it."

 

[Henrik Larsson]

It is a tv show but here it is anyway
"people say callum bests only famous for who his *** is,but then the same thing could be said about jesus"
Karl pilkington

 

[Sin After Sin]

From Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me:

"You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet **** of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."