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Funny / Memorable Movie Lines. Post 'em!
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From The Blues Brothers:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
Lacey Black
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Middle Men
Jack Harris "If I've learned one thing, it's that business is a lot like sex. Getting in is easy, pulling out is hard."
Jack Harris "If I've learned one thing, it's that business is a lot like sex. Getting in is easy, pulling out is hard."
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."
"She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."
From History of the World, Part I:
"Your Majesty, you look like the Piss Boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!"
"Your Majesty, you look like the Piss Boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!"
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cindy CD/TV
Guest
From "Pulp Fiction"
Jules: "Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."
Jules: "Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."
From This is Spinal Tap:
"The Boston gig has been cancelled..."
"What?"
"Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town."
"The Boston gig has been cancelled..."
"What?"
"Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town."
Never tell me the odds.................
Han Solo
Han Solo
From Zombieland:
"I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig."
"That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie."
"I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig."
"That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie."
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cindy CD/TV
Guest
From Bad Boys II:
Floyd Poteet: "We've got our rights!"
Mike Lowery (sticking his gun in Floyd's face): "Why don't you exercise your right TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
LOL
Floyd Poteet: "We've got our rights!"
Mike Lowery (sticking his gun in Floyd's face): "Why don't you exercise your right TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
LOL
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Princess Bride
Princess Bride
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cindy CD/TV
Guest
"Bond. James Bond."
From Idiocracy:
"What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?"
"They're... what they use to make Brawndo!"
"But why do they use them to make Brawndo?"
"Because Brawndo's got electrolytes!"
"What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?"
"They're... what they use to make Brawndo!"
"But why do they use them to make Brawndo?"
"Because Brawndo's got electrolytes!"
C
cindy CD/TV
Guest
From one of my all-time favorite movies, "Reservoir Dogs"
Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot.
Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.
Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. Pink.
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink? :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it. All you guys got the goddamn message? I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys, I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.
Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot.
Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.
Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. Pink.
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink? :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it. All you guys got the goddamn message? I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys, I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.
dazed and confused(matthew mcconaughey playing david wooderson):
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
