Fucking weird things when younger?

[hexsianide]

I used to bang my pillow all the time. I pretended it was my teacher's ass, lol.

lol

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Oh man, this thread is a work of genius ....

 

[STDiva]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

w.t.f.

 

[StanScratch]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

Well, that explains why you kept offering me Pringles all night a couple of nights ago. I now really wish I had not taken you up on that offer.

 

[STDiva]

Well, that explains why you kept offering me Pringles all night a couple of nights ago. I now really wish I had not taken you up on that offer.

They weren't salt and vinegar....but they sure tasted like it!!!

 

[hexsianide]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

hahahahaha

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

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[RichardNailder]

I remember my co worker telling me, he fucked a hole he made in the couch. Me personally I use to fuk my lil sisters big black teddy bear from the back..that stuffed ****** was thick, her lil cotton stuffed buttocks use to throw it back really nice.

My ****** had a brown teddy bear

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But you have my word, I never, ever defiled the poor little thing!

 

[alexpnz]

When I first started jerking off and having sex, I didn't know where to jerk off or blow my load into so I used to have this old Star Wars ******** back that I used.....

After a year that fucking thing could was so crusty I couldn't even fold it up anymore...flat as a board!:1orglaugh

 

[TheRespectablePervert]

When I was younger I saw a dog step on a TV remote and turn on the television, that was fucking weird.

 

[Legzman]

I fucked a beanbag chair when i was like 12. What's the problem? :dunno:

 

[gloyster]

Yeah it was crazy when I was younger. I think I remember sticking my fanamish in a few random things. Plastic Bottle....well a certain plastic bottle that can fit a cock.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

When I was younger I saw a dog step on a TV remote and turn on the television, that was fucking weird.

This is the type of thread I thought I was entering...

 

[PirateKing]

I made it with a jelly donut once. Best sex I ever had.

 

[iluvbriannalove]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

 

[jjericho69]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

Ummm what?

When I was young, I wanted to fuck my first ******. Can't stand her now.

 

[Legzman]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

no morals here sir

 

[STDiva]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

moar liek borals. amirite?

 

[RichardNailder]

no morals here sir

I think this covers most of us.....

Hell, I'm on there at least three times!

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