Fucking weird things when younger?

[hexsianide]

I used to bang my pillow all the time. I pretended it was my teacher's ass, lol.

lol

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Oh man, this thread is a work of genius ....

 

[STDiva]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

w.t.f.

 

[StanScratch]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

Well, that explains why you kept offering me Pringles all night a couple of nights ago. I now really wish I had not taken you up on that offer.

 

[STDiva]

Well, that explains why you kept offering me Pringles all night a couple of nights ago. I now really wish I had not taken you up on that offer.

They weren't salt and vinegar....but they sure tasted like it!!!

 

[hexsianide]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

hahahahaha

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I use to throw some mineral oil in a Pringles can and go to town. It was tight and I came right into the container I wanted to keep it in. Win/win.

 

[RichardNailder]

I remember my co worker telling me, he fucked a hole he made in the couch. Me personally I use to fuk my lil sisters big black teddy bear from the back..that stuffed animal was thick, her lil cotton stuffed buttocks use to throw it back really nice.

My sister had a brown teddy bear

But you have my word, I never, ever defiled the poor little thing!

 

[alexpnz]

When I first started jerking off and having sex, I didn't know where to jerk off or blow my load into so I used to have this old Star Wars sleeping back that I used.....

After a year that fucking thing could was so crusty I couldn't even fold it up anymore...flat as a board!:1orglaugh

 

[TheRespectablePervert]

When I was younger I saw a dog step on a TV remote and turn on the television, that was fucking weird.

 

[Legzman]

I fucked a beanbag chair when i was like 12. What's the problem? :dunno:

 

[gloyster]

Yeah it was crazy when I was younger. I think I remember sticking my fanamish in a few random things. Plastic Bottle....well a certain plastic bottle that can fit a cock.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

When I was younger I saw a dog step on a TV remote and turn on the television, that was fucking weird.

This is the type of thread I thought I was entering...

 

[PirateKing]

I made it with a jelly donut once. Best sex I ever had.

 

[iluvbriannalove]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

 

[jjericho69]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

Ummm what?

When I was young, I wanted to fuck my first cousin. Can't stand her now.

 

[Legzman]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

no morals here sir

 

[STDiva]

yall are acting like you have morals or something...

moar liek borals. amirite?

 

[RichardNailder]

no morals here sir

I think this covers most of us.....

Hell, I'm on there at least three times!