Fuck Poker

[bandanoantri]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...what a fucking retarded thread, thanks to the one who started it...:thefinger:thefinger

 

[shayd]

Why the fuck is Poker televised to frequently? And they put commentators on it like it was Monday Night Football or something. I thought sports were supposed to be televised on The Sports Network?:dunno: Not a bunch of assholes wearing sunglasses pretending to be hotshots. Fucking kill yourselves.

I kid you not, I was channel surfing once, and ESPN2 was covering a Tiddlywinks tournament. I feel you on this one.

 

[Neutron66]

I thought this was about a new kind of poker.

Like strip poker.

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

And he's going for it, yes, yes AND IT'S A FULL HOUSE! THE CROWD GOES WILD!

Fucking cards... Why not televise Magic: The Gathering while you're at it? I'd actually watch that.

Ive seen it on ESPN2 before, along time ago.

 

[tittenman]

Yes complete waste of time, quite like playing a game of the old poker. Cant satnd to see it on TV, still at least its not on at prime time.

 

[BlueBalls]

These matches are sometimes shown here at about 3am on some crappy unknown Sky TV channel. I usually watch them to send me to sleep.


They even show internet poker!!!! :eek: You know, with the crappy 3-D character sitting around the table, and there's some guy commentating on it.

I can see people watching actual people playing, but what kind of person watched that!?! Me obviously

 

[sdj374]

Poker is pretty bad. Although there was a Professional Darts tournament on ESPN the other week that was pretty brutal to watch. I thought it had to be a skit considering the enthusiasm of the two announcers. They were British though. Maybe that's big over there, who knows.

 

[BlueBalls]

Poker is pretty bad. Although there was a Professional Darts tournament on ESPN the other week that was pretty brutal to watch. I thought it had to be a skit considering the enthusiasm of the two announcers. They were British though. Maybe that's big over there, who knows.

Was it this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aKiDZRGRGo

 

[mastagambit]

Fuck poker!:thefinger

 

[sdj374]

Was it this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aKiDZRGRGo

Yeah, thats him! :rofl::1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

Yeah, thats him! :rofl::1orglaugh

He's very excitable

 

[D-rock]

It even worse when you consider that it's a competition that's 90% luck.

Maybe someday they can show a competition that involves the old vibrating tabletop football game where the players randomly go in some direction once it's turned on.

 

[STDiva]

poker is pretty bad. Although there was a professional darts tournament on espn the other week that was pretty brutal to watch. I thought it had to be a skit considering the enthusiasm of the two announcers. They were british though. Maybe that's big over there, who knows.

one hundred and eighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rusticordmazacr]

lol and celebrity poker is even worse

 

[STDiva]

lol and celebrity poker is even worse

At least they have personalities. Watching these "professional" poker players is like watching a bag of cat litter at the table.

 

[feller469]

I sometimes watch to see that "The Mouth" mankusow or whatever talk shit about a lucky card. Or Phil helmuth talk about how much pain he is in playing with such bad players. I'm waiting for the episode when one of them gets beat and the person who knocks them out just goes off about how fucking stupid they were to make that play. I'm talking a five-minute rant on how stupid they were to even think about it.

 

[Neutron66]

I watch the celebrity poker whenever there's a big titted chick wearing a low cut top.

I remember watching both Jeniffer Tilly and Caroline Rhea both with their big juggs spilling out all over the place.

 

[ilovenella]

Gee STDiva, tell us how you really feel! Actually, I agree with you and wonder how many youngsters will look up to these people and end up having gambling problems.

 

[titsrock]

The worst thing televised is fucking Rodeo. Then, I'd have to go with anything "Extreme"...

I think the WPT on Bravo is watchable without being annoying. They stick to the cards and don't focus on table antics.

I agree with you about ESPN's coverage of the WSOP. It's really more about douchebag fashion statements than anything else....

Jennifer Tilly has got a great fucking rack.


Isn't that enough reason to watch?:thumbsup:

 

[calpoon]

Dave Chappelle made fun of this. ESPN presents the World Series of Dice.

and then in the end crackheads show up and steal all the money. classic.

But really, yeah.. wtf. they have poker, but they don't have dice, dominoes or even mahjong. I call that fuckin racist.