Fuck it

[maildude]

Better than the usher catching you. Haha!Haha!!

 

[jayaprak]

ha! ^-*-^

 

[lurkingdirk]

Try wanking onto the window, then cleaning it. Turns out human spooge is a fantastic glass cleaner!

 

[Spleen]

Saying "fuck it" is the cure for everything.

Mugged in the street? Fuck it.
Got cancer? Fuck it.
Girlfriend dead? Fuck it.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Great post!!!

you pay cash for your windows do be cleaned? Cant you just clean your won fucking windowns? Take your hand off your pecker and do something productive:d.

 

[Spleen]

maybe one day I'll tell the story of how my friend *** caught him at 3rd base with a pillow.:rofl:

No need, I think that sentence pretty much sums it up.

 

[StanScratch]

"Dear Penthouse Letters..."

 

[titsrock]

^
Nah. This feels much more *real* for some reason. I totally believe this guy got caught.

OP--you need to print off a nice pic of what you were wanking to and tape it to the window so the washer knows EXACTLY what you were doing. That's the only way I can think of for you to be able to leave the house. Hell, you might induce HIM to head out to his truck for a quickie rub and you can even the score :glugglug: