the window cleaner caught me wanking today, when he rang the doorbell for his money I didn't answer, I'll post a cheque instead, fuck it.
Fuck it
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A window cleaner ? In the UK ? In this weather ?
I'm sure it was just a Peeping Tom
George Formby's grandson? :dunno:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big *****
Could not have said it better and your avatar is another reason I love this board:thumbsup:
you pay cash for your windows do be cleaned? cant you just clean your won fucking windowns? take your hand off your pecker and do something productive
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lol
Did you spewge on the window? Did the guy try to clean it off because he thought it was bird ****? 
What the fuck are you doing jerking off with the blinds/shades/curtains OPEN?
Definately our window cleaner, surprisingly the sun was shining for a bit so I reckon he thought he'd try to make some money while he could.
you pay cash for your windows do be cleaned? cant you just clean your won fucking windowns? take your hand off your pecker and do something productive
I thought I was
I was upstairs in my study, the window is not overlooked so I am relaxed about being naked in there. The only way you can see into my study is to take a ladder and climb up, which is what he did, usually I hear the ladder being erected (sic) but this time I didn't, I was probably too engrossed to wanking to Kennedy Nubiles, the rest is history.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
How the fuck do you finger or fellate a pillow?
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