Fuck it

[sek seeman]

the window cleaner caught me wanking today, when he rang the doorbell for his money I didn't answer, I'll post a cheque instead, fuck it.

 

[Ravenholm]

See out of all the Bators out there. Are you the Master?.

 

[sproing99]

the window cleaner caught me wanking today, when he rang the doorbell for his money I didn't answer, I'll post a cheque instead, fuck it.

A window cleaner ? In the UK ? In this weather ?

I'm sure it was just a Peeping Tom

 

[GregCentauro]

George Formby's grandson? :dunno:

 

[dogbone27]

That why i love this board, it's full of wins.:1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[Skyraider22]

That why i love this board, it's full of wins.:1orglaugh:rofl:

Could not have said it better and your avatar is another reason I love this board:thumbsup:

 

[jasonk282]

the window cleaner caught me wanking today, when he rang the doorbell for his money I didn't answer, I'll post a cheque instead, fuck it.

you pay cash for your windows do be cleaned? cant you just clean your won fucking windowns? take your hand off your pecker and do something productive.

 

[tunsty]

Surely you should get a discount..


hmmm, I see a way to make money here..
hand over fist.. as it were


I could stand in front of my living room window and have a wank, I could then charge people for the (my?) pleasure.

 

[Sicario]

If you were wanking, what was he doing cleaning your windows from the outside? :rubbel:

 

[BlueBalls]

You Might want to get that mole checked out on your upper right thigh. If you leave that it could cause you trouble....

PS: A check will be fine.

 

[rockwell1976]

lol

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did you spewge on the window? Did the guy try to clean it off because he thought it was bird shit?

 

[averageJoe]

What the fuck are you doing jerking off with the blinds/shades/curtains OPEN?

 

[Sicario]

sek seeman, sometimes you got to say What The Fuck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuAeIEXoAc

 

[sek seeman]

A window cleaner ? In the UK ? In this weather ?

I'm sure it was just a Peeping Tom

Definately our window cleaner, surprisingly the sun was shining for a bit so I reckon he thought he'd try to make some money while he could.

 

[sek seeman]

you pay cash for your windows do be cleaned? cant you just clean your won fucking windowns? take your hand off your pecker and do something productive.

I thought I was

 

[sek seeman]

What the fuck are you doing jerking off with the blinds/shades/curtains OPEN?

I was upstairs in my study, the window is not overlooked so I am relaxed about being naked in there. The only way you can see into my study is to take a ladder and climb up, which is what he did, usually I hear the ladder being erected (sic) but this time I didn't, I was probably too engrossed to wanking to Kennedy Nubiles, the rest is history.

 

[STDiva]

usually I hear the ladder being erected (sic)

 

[dogbone27]

maybe one day I'll tell the story of how my friend mom caught him at 3rd base with a pillow.:rofl:

 

[Ace Bandage]

maybe one day I'll tell the story of how my friend mom caught him at 3rd base with a pillow.:rofl:

How the fuck do you finger or fellate a pillow?