Freestlying and writing that Dope rhyme

[ChefChiTown]

I bet you meet people and fuck on the first date
what worst being a fat pathedic fairy or optimal illusion fuck face
don't be mad at me cause you tryed to be a man
and ended up getting your butt raped
you want to say something more intellegnet but you JUST CANt
and you learn to accept it, you can suck a big fat dick
just leave me the alone you sorry sack of shit
did you get that? , you squirmy little nut case

I'll only fuck on the first date if I'm out with your mom
Her pussy is the target and my dick is the bomb
In fact, she calls my penis Mr. Ted Kaczynski
Because I have an explosive package that makes her scream, "I love it when it goes in me!!!"

Your rhymes are incoherent, like the ramblings of Willard Scott
Everytime I read your shit, I'm like, "that's the best he's got?"
But you're right, I CAN suck a big fat dick, but I don't WANT to
I don't wanna gobble penis, son, I ain't nothin' like you

I could do this all night, in fact, I probably will
I'm just gonna be sittin' here, so I got a lot of time to kill
Oh, and, did I get WHAT? That I'm a "squirmy little nut case?"
Here's my response to that: YOUR MOM KNOWS HOW MY NUTS TASTE

 

[assholebythedoor]

chef, i took your virginity. but how can you look for humidity
its hot enough and I'm not a crook or a enemy
but quit eating that trash you think is natural
should saw infininty
but when you count all your good for is chemistry
and you could afford a century
after you get the time you wasted on me back
you can put it towards a chin or cheek
to replace your sore entity
to begin the week with pure serenity
but you cant change me so be assured mentally
once I make you lose your mind you got nothing else
to do but turn mimicky
we could of made something to burn energy
but your a slouching matured centipied
with 8 broken leggs and a torn ligiment
a legitimetly born intimacy to churn bigity
learn how to learn timidly
cause you fern the same way earn a living che



call me when your grown.efchi own

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

i can't believe this thread lasted this long!

 

[assholebythedoor]

nobody contributes it could die off.

 

[ChefChiTown]

chef, i took your virginity. but how can you look for humidity
its hot enough and I'm not a crook or a enemy
but quit eating that trash you think is natural
should saw infininty
but when you count all your good for is chemistry
and you could afford a century
after you get the time you wasted on me back
you can put it towards a chin or cheek
to replace your sore entity
to begin the week with pure serenity
but you cant change me so be assured mentally
once I make you lose your mind you got nothing else
to do but turn mimicky
we could of made something to burn energy
but your a slouching matured centipied
with 8 broken leggs and a torn ligiment
a legitimetly born intimacy to churn bigity
learn how to learn timidly
cause you fern the same way earn a living che



call me when your grown.efchi own

You haven't taken shit from me, especially my virginity
I'm saving that for your sister, I think that bitch is really into me
She's always giving me the look and giving me the eye
I bet I make her pussy wet, every time I walk on by

And how can I have 8 broken legs? I'm not a fucking spider
I want to burn your shitty ass rhymes with a mother fucking lighter
Then I'll take the ashes and mold you a girlfriend
Because you'll never get a woman, not even before the world ends

Call you when I'm grown? Why would I call you at all?
The only people who call you just want your service of sucking balls
I heard you're the best in the biz, you must of had a lot of practice
I bet everytime you see a dick, you say, "OOOOH, I wanna whack this"

 

[assholebythedoor]

you need to just take a mologan
before you break your hole again
with your over obnoxious fake and swollen grin
I guess that what it takes to make a colan friend
you been getting it in the ass since first base
but you stink patrollin in an its none of your bussiness
what I think or hold within your purpatraitor
you act theway you do cause you learn from haters
but I got news your world is made up
and your girl is caved tough
makes me wanna stick my big dick down her throat and break lungs
but your not gay cause I can see it in your face
your straight butt, after I bust my late nut
I don't give a thing cause I don't hace to wait
to be a great fuck.. I bet you gave huggs
to the broke back gay thugs I stsy away from.
all the shit you can say plus the make up that leaves a stain run
down your face cause you trade love for hate cause
you take drugs.man, get the fuck out of my face dont play dumb.

i dont want shit from you cock sucker

 

[ChefChiTown]

you need to just take a mologan
before you break your hole again
with your over obnoxious fake and swollen grin
I guess that what it takes to make a colan friend
you been getting it in the ass since first base
but you stink patrollin in an its none of your bussiness
what I think or hold within your purpatraitor
you act theway you do cause you learn from haters
but I got news your world is made up
and your girl is caved tough
makes me wanna stick my big dick down her throat and break lungs
but your not gay cause I can see it in your face
your straight butt, after I bust my late nut
I don't give a thing cause I don't hace to wait
to be a great fuck.. I bet you gave huggs
to the broke back gay thugs I stsy away from.
all the shit you can say plus the make up that leaves a stain run
down your face cause you trade love for hate cause
you take drugs.man, get the fuck out of my face dont play dumb.

i dont want shit from you cock sucker

Where do you get your hillbilly rhymes, in the city of Bum Fuck?
You spit so much garbage that this thread needs a dump truck
You stink up this forum with your bullshit rhymes
But we've already been over this like a million times

I want to take all your rhymes and throw 'em in the shitter
Flush 'em down the toilet and then update my Twitter
So I can tell the world that your rhymes are where they belong
Because your rhymes have been nothing but shit all along

After I'm done, I'm gonna call up your mother
Tell her to come over so we can make love to eachother
And when I say we'll "make love", I mean "I'll fuck her in her ass"
Then she'll give me a Hot Carl, cuz that bitch ain't got no class

 

[assholebythedoor]

you must be in a tight spot
I dont see why not
its obvious you really like cock
back off my dick your so close it might pop
you write slop
you got that gap in your teeth the way you bite socks
from taking it in the ass on the streets
you can run as fast as can be an still get aten by the cyclopse
Its been said bitchs suck dick
and faggots put it into discussion
looks like you open your mouth more than enough
and take cock until your sore in the butt
what more do you want?

 

[ChefChiTown]

you must be in a tight spot
I dont see why not
its obvious you really like cock
back off my dick your so close it might pop
you write slop
you got that gap in your teeth the way you bite socks
from taking it in the ass on the streets
you can run as fast as can be an still get aten by the cyclopse
Its been said bitchs suck dick
and faggots put it into discussion
looks like you open your mouth more than enough
and take cock until your sore in the butt
what more do you want?

What more do I want? I want you to learn
That when you're playing with fire, you're gonna get burned
I'm used to the heat, because I work in a kitchen
So don't come cryin' to me with your pussy ass bitchin'

You think I like cock? The only one I like is mine
But if you like it yourself, that would be just fine
Because it runs in the family, you must've gotten it from your momma
That bitch takes sucking cock seriously, like a drama

I own you so bad, I got your balls in a vice grip
And I'm fucking your ass with an old rusty ice pick
When I pull it out, it's going in your mouth
So you can find out exactly what you taste like "down South"

 

[assholebythedoor]

you cum slut
i hope you talk until your tounge bust
all you can say is this and that
but you aint sayn shit your just as wack
give me my dick back
you dont own me
you can go to hell
I dont want to talk to you
a cheap hustle like you i wouldnt care if they put a bullet in your head'

 

[ChefChiTown]

you cum slut
i hope you talk until your tounge bust
all you can say is this and that
but you aint sayn shit your just as wack
give me my dick back
you dont own me
you can go to hell
I dont want to talk to you
a cheap hustle like you i wouldnt care if they put a bullet in your head'

You sure like talking about dicks quite a bit
On the tip of a dick is where you like to sit
Then you slide up and down, 'till the cock busts a nut
But you have the nerve to call ME the cum slut?

I bet while you said that, you had cum all over your face
You love it so much, you use it for toothpaste
You even wash your hair with it, and use it for lotion
You drink so much cum, it could fill up an ocean

And what's with this shit about a bullet in my head?
You'd better think twice about what you said
Cause I'd slice you the fuck up before you could even pull the trigger
Then I'd show you my penis so you know that I'm bigger

 

[assholebythedoor]

listen, step to the side
when i bust my nut i dont want none left in your eyes
its not a question you try
but your just a disguise
take a left or just hide
forget your respect
i dont respect death til i die
so make it quick
cause i would like to listen to you but i got to take a shit

 

[ChefChiTown]

listen, step to the side
when i bust my nut i dont want none left in your eyes
its not a question you try
but your just a disguise
take a left or just hide
forget your respect
i dont respect death til i die
so make it quick
cause i would like to listen to you but i got to take a shit

I don't step to the side for no one, especially a clown
The whole entire world is better off when you're not around
Because you're not a rapper, you're a mother fucking hack
You ain't a man yet either, you ain't got no hair on your nut sack

You have to take a shit because you're full of yourself
It's best to walk away from this fight and save your health
So you're making the right decision by turning the other cheek
Because your chances of winning are looking pretty bleak

If this was a race, I'd pass you like a bowel movement
On a suped up lawnmower, like Tim Taylor's from Home Improvement
You don't respect death because your future is grim
Is middlefingerluv ever gonna get laid, Al? "I don't think so, Tim"

 

[assholebythedoor]

you can shut up for all i care
it would make more sense
i dont care what you hace to say
if you take over the world would be disgraceful
you just a little prick aint you
thats why i keep away from people thats ungrateful
its not that i want to, its that i wouldn't hate to
i hope someone plays you.
but your gonna play yourself,
eithr way you aint stay true
your living a lie

 

[assholebythedoor]

my dick swings my shit blings i piss clean
you leave come back how could You Miss me
I make the dog food your bitch eat
knock you off your ten speed
even when the bussiness is risky
this week stick more eggs up your ass
while you watch your chicken feet
instead of beef get off my dick
ill only spin your seat
fuck your beats you sucken heat
ill expose your ass without a push
doubt your kush loud an puss
dont even read my shit
you too proud to look
you dont know how to rush
even if you were around the kush
you wouldnt smoke
you would say no to drugs
yes to getting arounsed to puss
you dont need to know shit

 

[laxe]

Chef got skills son

 

[grower_boy]

yeah that kicked ass

 

[Embryoyo]

Chef, you should be spittin' with Celph Titled son, you got psycho lyrics man. Fuckin' amazing!

 

[assholebythedoor]

thats some bullshit

 

[STDiva]

Hopefully Chef hears this bump and returns. Assholebythedoor too.