Freestlying and writing that Dope rhyme
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You know I get punished by hard liquor, quickly learned to rep where I step. I like spray paint on the wall, I use my index to make the pussy wet. Don't you know that swimming in women and money to the ceiling is all a part of drug dealin? I type my rap's to make you fools colapse, rappin sence freeones was born, so heres the facts, you better stick to porn.
while you stop and stare when it gets hot in here
with your harsh breath and beat up lips that block the air
i'm trying to be breathing but now its not as clear
if I should be leaving or staying, while you shop for gear
I'm doing it, listening , theres a lot to hear
with them def syrens someone needs to mop your ears
I got a spot to clear, and I wouldn't be suprised if these dopes
are already smoking rock this year
I really am something thats not to fear
why are you making it so hard on yourself
don't know know fucking me over is scarring your health
with your harsh breath and beat up lips that block the air
i'm trying to be breathing but now its not as clear
if I should be leaving or staying, while you shop for gear
I'm doing it, listening , theres a lot to hear
with them def syrens someone needs to mop your ears
I got a spot to clear, and I wouldn't be suprised if these dopes
are already smoking rock this year
I really am something thats not to fear
why are you making it so hard on yourself
don't know know fucking me over is scarring your health
This is actually a verse to the only rap I ever attempted to write (thanks to Patron and listening to alooooot of Celph Titled)...
Sadistic, one of hundreds of words used to describe me
I'll make ya swallow C4 'fore detonation, creative on my killing spree
Interlace your skin with dulled and rusted barbed wire
Hysterical as you scream, to me sounds of an angelic choir
9 inches, 5 inches, 2 inches - If you had feet you could run
Pierce your flesh open with ammunition from my nail gun
Prolonging your torment I take a piss on your wounds
Minutes later your crew shows up, we'll annihilate these goons
Using a modified gas hose we spray 'em all down
Light 'em up like faggot motherfucking "wicked clowns"
Using GPS to locate all the worthless whores littering the street
Our crew demolishes 'em with our tanks, now they part of the concrete
That nursery around the corner has been annoying me for a week
With us around the future of these infants looks bleak
Maybe now you understand fuckin' with us just ain't right
Stay the fuck down, chill out, and have a good fuckin' night!
Sadistic, one of hundreds of words used to describe me
I'll make ya swallow C4 'fore detonation, creative on my killing spree
Interlace your skin with dulled and rusted barbed wire
Hysterical as you scream, to me sounds of an angelic choir
9 inches, 5 inches, 2 inches - If you had feet you could run
Pierce your flesh open with ammunition from my nail gun
Prolonging your torment I take a piss on your wounds
Minutes later your crew shows up, we'll annihilate these goons
Using a modified gas hose we spray 'em all down
Light 'em up like faggot motherfucking "wicked clowns"
Using GPS to locate all the worthless whores littering the street
Our crew demolishes 'em with our tanks, now they part of the concrete
That nursery around the corner has been annoying me for a week
With us around the future of these infants looks bleak
Maybe now you understand fuckin' with us just ain't right
Stay the fuck down, chill out, and have a good fuckin' night!
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Sticks and tricks, humpin' up the mix
Hidin' their dicks under the flicks
Strokin' my TEC like a prefix
Hanging out the window slow
Waitin' for a thump below
Put yer bandit on like the Five-O
We all just sinners smokin' pinners
Ya mothuh likes beginners
Handin' sloppy dogs their dinners
You see? (See what?)
You see?(See what?)
You see?(See what?)
Comin' down the solid ride along
Fuckin', waitin' for my cherry song
Bringin' my humps along
Shots, plastic rocks, lookin' up stocks
The Man fittin' up my pine box
Wrappin' around the locks
Screamin' by yer 'hood
Not gonna stop even though I should,
Push into you anytime I could
You see?(See what?)
You see?(See what?)
You see?(See what?)
You don't fuckin' see nuthin'
Hidin' their dicks under the flicks
Strokin' my TEC like a prefix
Hanging out the window slow
Waitin' for a thump below
Put yer bandit on like the Five-O
We all just sinners smokin' pinners
Ya mothuh likes beginners
Handin' sloppy dogs their dinners
You see? (See what?)
You see?(See what?)
You see?(See what?)
Comin' down the solid ride along
Fuckin', waitin' for my cherry song
Bringin' my humps along
Shots, plastic rocks, lookin' up stocks
The Man fittin' up my pine box
Wrappin' around the locks
Screamin' by yer 'hood
Not gonna stop even though I should,
Push into you anytime I could
You see?(See what?)
You see?(See what?)
You see?(See what?)
You don't fuckin' see nuthin'
keep it closed, it aint a secret I only wear the cheapest clothes
you creep I grow, take a look at the peep show
that I aint seen before, cause I'm mean and cold
that will leave you froze before you can speak or pose
it must be that I've reached the sole, of a piece of snow
searching for that diamond in the rough, that could make me feel comfortable
like keyshia cole, even though talking to her, keeps a poem
in my heart, under speech inbloom, I sometimes dream of roads
that lead to gold, or a sping of mold, but I don't believe its known
I reap the old, out with the new, to increase the flow
you creep I grow, take a look at the peep show
that I aint seen before, cause I'm mean and cold
that will leave you froze before you can speak or pose
it must be that I've reached the sole, of a piece of snow
searching for that diamond in the rough, that could make me feel comfortable
like keyshia cole, even though talking to her, keeps a poem
in my heart, under speech inbloom, I sometimes dream of roads
that lead to gold, or a sping of mold, but I don't believe its known
I reap the old, out with the new, to increase the flow
theres no peace for thoses, who? you dont need to know
inbetween your toes, your feet will glow
eat the toad, jump like a frog and feel complete and bold
until you get knock out of your seat and blown
thats when you get to meet the realm
that will heat the home, of an indecent tomb
living for years, it probably doesn't make sense, or greet a nomb
inside of the street, it stinks of lungs
chushed benather the jumps the teeth that rung
and leap the tounge only to eat the plumb
that was unique and plump but couldn't defeat the sun
with decent gums, so it became deciet and humph
and indivision turned into people and some that would seek the one
who would weap and run, petite and dumb
inbetween your toes, your feet will glow
eat the toad, jump like a frog and feel complete and bold
until you get knock out of your seat and blown
thats when you get to meet the realm
that will heat the home, of an indecent tomb
living for years, it probably doesn't make sense, or greet a nomb
inside of the street, it stinks of lungs
chushed benather the jumps the teeth that rung
and leap the tounge only to eat the plumb
that was unique and plump but couldn't defeat the sun
with decent gums, so it became deciet and humph
and indivision turned into people and some that would seek the one
who would weap and run, petite and dumb
bullshit
salad toss entrails rhinoceraus fist
jelly donut cornhole fart juice mist
smelly twat fish corpse moose cum too
douche chug ass nugget who flung pooh
jelly donut cornhole fart juice mist
smelly twat fish corpse moose cum too
douche chug ass nugget who flung pooh
Thats how supose to happen your carrying a 250 bowling average
You could contribute to this thread if you had toilet paper has a chin to whipe off the shit coming out your mouth
2.
We strike your church full force with our rifles and RPG's
Sniping pastors and nuns, neck shots make it blood they breathe
Target locked on, firing rockets directly into the manger stable
Sent directly to purgatory, too bad they believed in such a fable
Your suffering before your death is our ultimate goal
Bleed you dry slowly into a fruit punch bowl
Watch us get drunk off all the essence that was your life
Take your last breath while watching me fuck your wife
Screamin' down the freeway in our Ferrari's like kamikaze's
We pumpin' 12 gauge shells into cop cars like a swarm of killer bees
Adrenaline peaking out, we flippin' out, jump the fuck out
Bringin' down your civilization, it's all on our route
Decapitatin' bank tellers, condemn their heads to our pikes
Flamethrower will burn your money while we spittin' on the mic
The thing about our crew, we don't give a fuck who you are
We hate all you motherfuckers equal, elimination not far
We strike your church full force with our rifles and RPG's
Sniping pastors and nuns, neck shots make it blood they breathe
Target locked on, firing rockets directly into the manger stable
Sent directly to purgatory, too bad they believed in such a fable
Your suffering before your death is our ultimate goal
Bleed you dry slowly into a fruit punch bowl
Watch us get drunk off all the essence that was your life
Take your last breath while watching me fuck your wife
Screamin' down the freeway in our Ferrari's like kamikaze's
We pumpin' 12 gauge shells into cop cars like a swarm of killer bees
Adrenaline peaking out, we flippin' out, jump the fuck out
Bringin' down your civilization, it's all on our route
Decapitatin' bank tellers, condemn their heads to our pikes
Flamethrower will burn your money while we spittin' on the mic
The thing about our crew, we don't give a fuck who you are
We hate all you motherfuckers equal, elimination not far
wheres chef?
internal bleeding from misleading infero heating
they read and write but don't learn the meaning
take your turn to reason earn your keepage
ever saw a turtle sneezing? or a nasty cum sucking whore hurdle seman?
of course its imaginary. but you don't have control of your eternal demons
curdle squeezing, with out remose for your saturary journal thesis
infactution vary and burn to pieces
but what actually happened fairy was you don't deserve to see this
they read and write but don't learn the meaning
take your turn to reason earn your keepage
ever saw a turtle sneezing? or a nasty cum sucking whore hurdle seman?
of course its imaginary. but you don't have control of your eternal demons
curdle squeezing, with out remose for your saturary journal thesis
infactution vary and burn to pieces
but what actually happened fairy was you don't deserve to see this
chef you just swizzle stick talking to a glacor tooth stick looking for apickledick
yo, your on the wrong side of the map
you rat trying to excape but you gonna die in the trap
go ly on your back take it like a man
until you decide to get smacked
i will talk shit just to let you kno my word aint constipated
while you shop for blankets i stay warm an obulated
thank god you faken . because I couldnt take another
poposture or whatever it makes to pronounce or say it
ill bounce your spaceship with lots of basics
stop an think this gives you a monster facelift
whatever floats your boat or locks your leggs it
either way if that cardboard box will sink quick
yo, your on the wrong side of the map
you rat trying to excape but you gonna die in the trap
go ly on your back take it like a man
until you decide to get smacked
i will talk shit just to let you kno my word aint constipated
while you shop for blankets i stay warm an obulated
thank god you faken . because I couldnt take another
poposture or whatever it makes to pronounce or say it
ill bounce your spaceship with lots of basics
stop an think this gives you a monster facelift
whatever floats your boat or locks your leggs it
either way if that cardboard box will sink quick
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm right here mother fucker, I just took a vacation
I needed a break from your verbal masturbation
Your rhymes never make sense, like "chef you just swizzle stick"
I bet it's hard for you to get laid, you know, with your little dick
Your dick is so small, it looks like a mouse wearing a hat
I know what you're thinking, "HOW DID HE KNOW THAT?"
I heard it from this homeless guy that lives down the block
He said you used to give him money to gobble your cock
And you need to loosen up your shitter, constipation isn't cool
Find a way to clean it out, I'm sure your middlefingerluv to be the tool
And while you're up there, feel free to dig around
I'm sure you'll find some more of your rhymes up there, you stupid ass clown
I bet you meet people and fuck on the first date
what worst being a fat pathedic fairy or optimal illusion fuck face
don't be mad at me cause you tryed to be a man
and ended up getting your butt raped
you want to say something more intellegnet but you JUST CANt
and you learn to accept it, you can suck a big fat dick
just leave me the alone you sorry sack of shit
did you get that? , you squirmy little nut case
what worst being a fat pathedic fairy or optimal illusion fuck face
don't be mad at me cause you tryed to be a man
and ended up getting your butt raped
you want to say something more intellegnet but you JUST CANt
and you learn to accept it, you can suck a big fat dick
just leave me the alone you sorry sack of shit
did you get that? , you squirmy little nut case
