FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!

This is a bit of a rip-off idea from Soccer AM a Satarday morning show here in Britain.They make up daft little stories about the presenters and crew of the show while showing a picture.Now the picture isn't important,as it the story thats funny.Seen as we have some really funny members here I thought we could do something like it.Now you should get the idea from my post below -

This week on FreeOnes webcam.......

Poggy1 was forced not to post on the FO's board for a day as his broadband service was off for upgrading.This resulted in him going temporary insane and started to actually read a newspaper.

BNF was super modding on a newbies post when he suddenly realised that it was Chuck Norris flaming him by calling him a girl.

Nightfly started a lobby to change the name of the funny pictures section to 'The BNF pictures section'

AsianxxxChick post 5 posts on the trot with less than 3 words,which makes FreeOnes himself start a thread asking if someone has hacked the account.

Jod rep suddenly goes to 5000 in one week after he finds a way to rep himself.

Max designs a new sig that is so powerful that it melts his own account.

Seraphim finally picks his avatar and says that he will keep it all the time now.Then an hour later changes it twice.

RogueWolf actually declared that he really liked blondes and not redheads.

Tunsty post a 20 lined serious post without a single joke in it.But later we found out he'd caught a rare illness called Asianxxxchickitus.

D-Rock had a few technical problems and didn't make it on the board all week.Turns out it's hard to post when handcuff'ed to the headboard of the bed.

Stek found out that ERC was coming to Britain and waited at the airport to greet her.Only problem was she landed at Gatwick and he was waiting at Manchester.

Calm and Gordar two of the nicest posters got into an arguement with each other and nearly got banned.

Jacksson and Marbod started partying early for the World Cup but ran out of money by the third day, so will now have to work for a year to pay off the debts.

Civickiller didn't post a single celeb link all week!

Icer started a thread to question why Civickiller didn't post one.

DrDeath came up with the answer though as he had him on his operating table all week.He was trying to turn him into a BMWkiller instead,but this failed as soon as he got out the hospital and blew up a Civic.

Om3ga started to limit his posts due to a new job as Arsenals new head scout.As he thought you had to remain squeeky clean once you was in the scouts.Till someone pointed out that it meant finding new players for the club and not going camping wearing a wooly jumper and shorts.

9inch admitted to the members that he should really be called 14inches,but didn't want everyone one else to feel inadequate.

Pitino and Comanduc filled in for Roald in the reviews section,but every review only said WOW.
 
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BNF

Ex-SuperMod
Good stuff, poggy1! That is a lot of work and pressure to do everyweek - you may need to hire a staff of writers to maintain that quality! ;):D
 

Ax3C

Banned
Must ... be ... brief ...
Must ... resist ... temptation !!!

Hilarious!! This was funny as hell, poggy; you outdo yourself time and again. :)
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
That was very good, poggy; I'll try not duplicate names as those were right on target - BTW, repping myself might hurt. hehe

Qwerety decides he needs a dancing frog for his avatar, but all he could find were those darn jumping ones.

Ipooptoomuch decides to post in the Talk section and in doing so, realizes that he has one of the best names on the board.

4G63 becomes so elated on being MOTW that he forgets to remind everyone to neg rep him and jumps up to 200 points!

Anal fan has a prolapse, I mean a relapse, and fades away to beocome TushyLuvr.

Tall Cowboy trades in his big truck for a hybrid foreign car only to be ridiculed by his ranch hands because they think he's now driving a pile of manure.

Tachi realizes that he has become a part of the board whether the rest of us know it or not.

juballs releases the midget minions for "a walk" only to realize they multiply and take over the admin office at Freeones and chenge the name to "WeeOnes."

Maire decides to run a contest to see who can up with the best pic of the mods in their Speedos. (No takers on this one and she slams her virtual internet door!)
 
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Good stuff, Poggy! & Jod0565! :D
 
Threads like this are brilliant because they say ever-so-much more about our opinions and perceptions of one another than rep points do.

Great post, Pog! :thumbsup: :nanner:

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Nightfly said:
Threads like this are brilliant because they say ever-so-much more about our opinions and perceptions of one another than rep points do.

I agree Fly! Rep is nice and all...but seeing my name in a thread like this is really fun...:)
Very nicely done Poggy! :rofl2:
 
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BNF said:
Good stuff, poggy1! That is a lot of work and pressure to do everyweek - you may need to hire a staff of writers to maintain that quality! ;):D


Don't worry BNF I've loads of them to post so keep an eye out every Saturday.

Also thanks eveyone for the kind words.

If anyone wants to add their own go right ahead as thats the idea of the thread.Just keep it light hearted and please no flaming!
 

SeraphiM

Retired Moderator
That was great :D

Well worth the laughs even at my expense :thumbsup:
 
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stek1983 is given tickets for WrestleMania 22 and a live Muse concert, he can't decide which one to attend so takes his own life... he didn't realize these 2 events were 3 months apart.

a friend of poggy buys him a Benfica t-shirt as a joke, poggy doesn't react kindly to this, poggy gets a little confused and goes to give his friend neg rep... his friend kicks him in the nuts and walks away.

Max is honored to find out that his signature has been nominated against 7 other signatures for "Signature of the Year"
he is also surprised to find that all the other 7 signatures are also his

BNF is known as the weird one at work because he once fell to the floor laughing when one of his colleagues said "hey, DVD's... i can get you Free Ones"
 
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This week on FreeOnes webcam

Jod broke the 2000 rep mark and to celebrate threw a massive party inviting all the babes he could think off and all the board members too.But then he said must have been some error the day after when only the babes and him mysteriously managed to make it.He said he'd mailed out all the invites,but they was later found in a bin!

BNF was still having problems with newbie Chuck Norris,when he posted a load of pictures of himself embrassing BNF in the funny pictures section.

Nightfly decide to post in a new colour as a way to try to brighten up the board,but his choice of pink got him a lot of stick and even one member started a thread to post joke on it.

Seraphim was settling into his new job as GOD by first giving all women at least a c cup breast size.

Aces&Jacks actually miss ID'ed 2 babes on the bounce,this started a thread posing the question if he'd gone blind or just needed stronger glasses.

Icer won a prize to tour the Playboy mansion,then while on the tour found out the Hef was actually a FO's board member who goes by the name of RogueWolf and the mansion only has big breasted redheads in it.

Matute the newly crowned MOTW let it go to his head and congratulated himself in a moment of madness.


Will post some more in a couple of hours just run out of time at the moment.
 
This week on FreeOnes webcam (continued)

DrDeath & Death Blooms went seeking new ways of inflicting death on people and finding a new way by using a special new message board to do it on.But then their boss 'The Devil' himself pointed out they was the only members of the board so would find many victims.

Jacksson meanwhile was still trying to find Germany on his sig,but got side tracked when he thought he saw aliens invading on it.

9inch was looking for the perfect girl Miss 23 1/2 centemetres but ony found Ms 1 foot.

Analfan started a new thread in search of the perfect anal scene,but miss typed the title and only got short clips of angels.

Saint returned to the board in a blaze of glory only to find no one had missed him just his avatar.

Asianxxxchick was proven to be a spell check program that had broken it's program and had become a member.The evidence became clear when on one members post Asianxxxchick did 40 spell checks and the original post was only 45 words long.

Om3ga got into a long debate with Brianelka about which was better natural of fake breast.In the end they'ed posted that many links to prove the other wrong that every single big boob woman to have a picture on the internet was posted on that thread.But neither still would admit defeat.

D-rock was starting to feel safe as Foxy's not been on for a while,but then found out he was been stalked by a new mystery stalker and he still trying to find out who.

Holdol showed everyone why Chicago is called the windy city and gas masks had to be issued to the other board members.

Max and Steef got into a big arguement and decided the only why to settle it was with "sig's at dawn"

Black Star got the shock of his life as his arch enemy turned up on the board White Star.
 
I'm nominating you again for MOW for this hilarity (when nominations reopen for MOW), Pogmeister. I nearly laughed my balls off reading this week's update!!!
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And yes, everyone, I have EVEN MORE banana smileys to use!!! LOL!
 
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