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[Sutty]

Christopher's father was a Vietnam war veteran and had often given Chris a few beatings in the past, so he decided he better leave the apartment. He drove to the shopping mall...

 

[member2686]

In the mall, there was a store where Chris could get JUST the thing he needed to get his girlfriend to come back to him, the most special present to show her how much he loved her.

 

[JTBowden]

He went and got her name tattooed onto his right arm.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

As well as an extra large tub of super slippy lube ! He just knew this was going to be his lucky night.

 

[Sutty]

Chris walked into the jewellry store to have a look round, when all of a sudden four men with masks on charged into the shop. They all had guns and were shouting at people to get down on the floor. Chris feared for his life.....

 

[member2686]

The robbers emptied the store's jewels into their bags as quickly as they could, yelling "Shut the fuck up" and "get down" as they successfully made their getaway and as store patrons dove to the floor screaming.

 

[ÆGEAN]

As their getaway car was speeding along, the man in the pirate suit selling hotdogs came back and walked in front of the car shouting "Hotdogs get your hotdogs" well it was in vain as the car smashed into the man and the car rolled flying into the air and stopping about 50 metres by a phone booth. A strange man was watching this unfold across the street eating a donut and a choc milkshake. Chris dusted himself off and walked out of the store.....

 

[member2686]

Chris instead walked to another store in the mall, deciding he needed yet one more present for his girlfriend.

 

[Sutty]

Chris walked into the pet shop and bought his girlfriend a parrot...

 

[ÆGEAN]

the parrots name was called "peckker".........

 

[member2686]

Raising 3 layers of hell as parrots sometimes do with their talking and screeching, Pecker attracted the attention of Christopher's pursuer -- a man sitting on a mall bench, his face half-hidden, reading a newspaper...

 

[ÆGEAN]

Funny enough it was the Newspaper that all shadowy characters in storys read, the 'Evil Gazette'. Chris was worried about this and started to hop on one foot trying to...

 

[member11579]

...fathom out why Aegean had bumped up this ancient thread!

 

[jdb67]

Aegean replied, Your story is not done yet, Your in danger..... Get on with it!!! With that, Chris stopped hopping on one foot and started running on both feet.... The Shadowy character reading the "Evil Gazette" watching Chris, suddenly threw the paper aside and gave chase......

 

[georges]

the shadowy character was sergent detective rick hunter from L.A.P.D who was charged to arrest chris for a homicide comitted thre years before.

 

[Thorne]

Unbeknownst to both Chris and Rick at this point, was the fact that the NSA had been keeping up surveillance on Chris for at least two years...

 

[jdb67]

For suspicion of selling secrets to the Russians when he was in the CIA......What Rick didnt know was the Homocide victim was actually a KGB agent that Chris had to kill in the line of duty.....

 

[ÆGEAN]

Chris then raised his pistol and then something wrong happened...........

 

[dirac]

A dirty great seagull, let rip a huge shit, which landed right in the barrel of Chris's gun, therefore disableling his attack!

 

[mikey5ni]

"What the fuck........??" yelled Chris. Before anyone could react Ulrika, who had been hiding down a nearby alleyway, rushed forward, put her .357 Magnum to Chris's head and blew his brains all over the street.
"That's for Sasha, you bastard!" she screamed as she took off back down the alley. Rick vomited profusely at the horrible sight before him.