I'm a little *********** right now and just wanted to show my appreciation for this message board. I don't know what caused me to join a porn forum (probably being ***********) but I never thought I would be up to the posts I am now. (2,200+ now, I know that's nothing compared to others, but to me it was surprising upon reflection) There are definitely some intelligent threads on here and there are some toilet humor threads. But never before did I think within the same site I could post about fisting and the origins of the universe all within the same website. Thank you freeones! Now, when do I get my free ones? :nanner:
Freeones Appreciation
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PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
So... No thank you head?
I got me some bud light left! possibly some wine somewhere...
jod0565
Member, you member...
You definitely add to the good qualityof membership here, Cowboy.
PirateKing
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Freeones took me in when all other forums shunned me.
:sing: I got 3 beers and a fist full of downs,
I am gonna get ripped so :thefinger clowns!!!
It's not bad but that Centauro guy is vastly underrated.
FreeOnes doesn't need appreciation. All you need to do is send Petra a vial of your own ***** and a bright green spandex thong you've worn for five days in a row without washing. She'll then squeeze out what essence you've left over in the thong, while scraping off any excess jizz and skid marks that you may or may not have left behind, mix the leftovers with your ***** and then add it to Roald's coffee. This creates (or so I'm told) a oneness with the FreeOnes Gods which allows us as the dirty, stinky, peasants to know what it feels like up there, high above the rest of us. It is supposed to fill the person with hope and love, and it really works.
My essence is now circulating throughout Roald's system many, many, many times over.
That my friends makes me feel good. To know that a little part of me, my ***** and bodily juices are now inside Roald, doing what they do fills me with a kind of hope no common man could ever know. This knowledge gives me hope that our civilization will, one day, be all right.
If you wish to become one with Roald just PM Petra with your home address and she'll send you your starter pack.
Godspeed. :thumbsup:
My essence is now circulating throughout Roald's system many, many, many times over.
That my friends makes me feel good. To know that a little part of me, my ***** and bodily juices are now inside Roald, doing what they do fills me with a kind of hope no common man could ever know. This knowledge gives me hope that our civilization will, one day, be all right.
If you wish to become one with Roald just PM Petra with your home address and she'll send you your starter pack.
Godspeed. :thumbsup:
I am feeling verklempt...talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic...Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran. Discuss.
What I like best about the board is being able to find out about brand-new girls right when they come out. Who doesn't love a fresh cutie?
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
My only problem is that there aren't enough arbitrary polls, religious debates, and political discussions.
GibbsGrad2002
Mr. Nice gallery
I love the board to and everyone that is on it i could have reach 1,000 post without you guys
A Ry he made your point with the very next post....uh, I think he made your point......I am pretty sure he made your point.....I know...I'll start a poll to ask you guys if he made his point with that post!!!
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
I was wondering where On had gotten himself to. I thought maybe he overdosed again.
:hatsoff:
i dont have any in bright green?
is fuschia acceptable?
the matmos will take care of either... or both
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