Freeones Appreciation

BlueBalls' method isn't bad, but I prefer direct contact with Roald. All he needs is a **** or two (lightweight), and he's good to go. And go. and boy, does he go. He does enjoy the penis quite a bit...
 
DJCowboy said:
I got me some bud light left! possibly some wine somewhere...
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Anything to smoke too? :coolman: :D I think I might join in this evening with a Stella or five! ;)



Ive been on the board just over a year now too & its the best forum ive come across with always plenty going on....& where else do you get to speak with your fav porn stars :) Love gettin dirty with Angel Long!!! :D lol

Nice one Freeones...Cheers! :glugglug:
 
I thought the thread title was Application at first :o
 
I'm thinking of editing this thread's title to "Post here if you're really, really *****." Do I hear any objections? :****:
 
BlueBalls said:
My essence is now circulating throughout Roald's system many, many, many times over.
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Is that going to help how much our votes weigh in the next Miss Freeones contest? If so, I bet I can out-essence you before then, motherfucker!
 
DJCowboy said:
I mean, where else can we convo with the people we came here for? Bree olson, spexyashleigh, Kimora Klein, Taylor Rain!? it's pretty cool
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:] You can "convo" with me on Twitter, my site, here, on the bed, on the kitchen count -- ehem, hooray appreciation!
 
About 4 beers into having some drinks and might switch to a *** and ****. listening to music, eating salsa and chips and just enjoying a late Sunday night. Wanted to say, I still appreciate this board!

:*****:
 
I just wanted to say that in the begginning I was just a viewer and then it got easier to post I wanted to thank all the guys and girls that made easier for me to post
 
BlueBalls said:
FreeOnes doesn't need appreciation. All you need to do is send Petra a vial of your own ***** and a bright green spandex thong you've worn for five days in a row without washing. She'll then squeeze out what essence you've left over in the thong, while scraping off any excess jizz and skid marks that you may or may not have left behind, mix the leftovers with your ***** and then add it to Roald's coffee. This creates (or so I'm told) a oneness with the FreeOnes Gods which allows us as the dirty, stinky, peasants to know what it feels like up there, high above the rest of us. It is supposed to fill the person with hope and love, and it really works.

My essence is now circulating throughout Roald's system many, many, many times over.

That my friends makes me feel good. To know that a little part of me, my ***** and bodily juices are now inside Roald, doing what they do fills me with a kind of hope no common man could ever know. This knowledge gives me hope that our civilization will, one day, be all right.

If you wish to become one with Roald just PM Petra with your home address and she'll send you your starter pack.

Godspeed. :thumbsup:
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lurkingdirk said:
BlueBalls' method isn't bad, but I prefer direct contact with Roald. All he needs is a **** or two (lightweight), and he's good to go. And go. and boy, does he go. He does enjoy the penis quite a bit...
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:ban2:
 
lurkingdirk said:
Ooops. Was this one of those "secrets" I'm not supposed to share?
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Yeah, i **** it when people know im ***** after 2 or 3 Beers, makes me look like a sissy :anonymous
 
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