Freeones Appreciation

I'm a little intoxicated right now and just wanted to show my appreciation for this message board. I don't know what caused me to join a porn forum (probably being intoxicated) but I never thought I would be up to the posts I am now. (2,200+ now, I know that's nothing compared to others, but to me it was surprising upon reflection) There are definitely some intelligent threads on here and there are some toilet humor threads. But never before did I think within the same site I could post about fisting and the origins of the universe all within the same website. Thank you freeones! Now, when do I get my free ones? :nanner:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
So... No thank you head?
 
Truth be told...this is the awesomest forum ever. I confess I expected less of this forum when I said:

"Fuck it, I'll just join!"

Yet, I'm now bound to it and glad to be part of it.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
But never before did I think within the same site I could post about fisting orgies of the universe all within the same website. Thank you Freeones!

You definitely add to the good qualityof membership here, Cowboy.
 
FreeOnes doesn't need appreciation. All you need to do is send Petra a vial of your own blood and a bright green spandex thong you've worn for five days in a row without washing. She'll then squeeze out what essence you've left over in the thong, while scraping off any excess jizz and skid marks that you may or may not have left behind, mix the leftovers with your blood and then add it to Roald's coffee. This creates (or so I'm told) a oneness with the FreeOnes Gods which allows us as the dirty, stinky, peasants to know what it feels like up there, high above the rest of us. It is supposed to fill the person with hope and love, and it really works.

My essence is now circulating throughout Roald's system many, many, many times over.

That my friends makes me feel good. To know that a little part of me, my blood and bodily juices are now inside Roald, doing what they do fills me with a kind of hope no common man could ever know. This knowledge gives me hope that our civilization will, one day, be all right.

If you wish to become one with Roald just PM Petra with your home address and she'll send you your starter pack.

Godspeed. :thumbsup:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I'm a little intoxicated right now and just wanted to show my appreciation for this message board. I don't know what caused me to join a porn forum (probably being intoxicated) but I never thought I would be up to the posts I am now. (2,200+ now, I know that's nothing compared to others, but to me it was surprising upon reflection) There are definitely some intelligent threads on here and there are some toilet humor threads. But never before did I think within the same site I could post about fisting and the origins of the universe all within the same website. Thank you freeones! Now, when do I get my free ones? :nanner:

I am feeling verklempt...talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic...Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran. Discuss.
 

StrictlyHands

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
What I like best about the board is being able to find out about brand-new girls right when they come out. Who doesn't love a fresh cutie?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
My only problem is that there aren't enough arbitrary polls, religious debates, and political discussions.
 
I don't actually remember joining freeones or how I even found the site. Sometimes I do get sick of all the Pro Obama threads, he isn't a messiah for goodness sake.
 
My only problem is that there aren't enough arbitrary polls, religious debates, and political discussions.

I don't actually remember joining freeones or how I even found the site. Sometimes I do get sick of all the Pro Obama threads, he isn't a messiah for goodness sake.

A Ry he made your point with the very next post....uh, I think he made your point......I am pretty sure he made your point.....I know...I'll start a poll to ask you guys if he made his point with that post!!! :cool:
 

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
I'm a little intoxicated right now and just wanted to show my appreciation for this message board. I don't know what caused me to join a porn forum (probably being intoxicated) but I never thought I would be up to the posts I am now. (2,200+ now, I know that's nothing compared to others, but to me it was surprising upon reflection) There are definitely some intelligent threads on here and there are some toilet humor threads. But never before did I think within the same site I could post about fisting and the origins of the universe all within the same website. Thank you freeones! Now, when do I get my free ones? :nanner:

I was wondering where On had gotten himself to. I thought maybe he overdosed again.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
why does everyone wear bright colored spandex? I like a the dark background for spandex, then put bright socks over the top. Maybe it is just me
 
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