FreeOnes 15 year anniversary T-shirt giveaway

[D-rock]

Friendly neighborhood thread bump.

 

[rock hard]

 

[gunslingingbird]

She grew up in an Indiana town,
Had a good lookin' mama
Who never was around.
But she grew up tall,
And she grew up right,
With them Indiana boys,
On them Indiana nights.

 

[RogueAlan]

You can say anything you like,
but you can't touch the merchandise.
She'll give you every pennies worth,
but it will cost you a dollar first.

--

Well she moved down here at the age of eighteen,
She blew the boys away; was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
She said, "I dig you, baby, but I got to keep movin' - on.
Keep movin' on."

--

Couple ignores the doctor's advice during her pregnancy... she smokes. they drink. she doesn't take vitamins.
She goes into labor 2 weeks early, and they rush to the hospital where the on call obstetrician takes the case and has to deal with the husband's overbearing 'get him out, get him out now, c'mon, doc, get my boy out, he's ready... Gotta gem him out now, doc,' and the woman pretending to push when they tell her to do so, and begging constantly for 'something for the pain.'

it's a first pregnancy so the labor is prolonged, but they're so needy the poor OB doc can't even get out of the room to check on other patients.

Finally, nearing the end of his shift, the sun peeking through the window, mom screams and truly pushes... the head crowns, the shoulders rotate through, dad crows 'there's my boy!' Baby is out, nurses slap warm towels into the doc's hand to help keep it warm and clean it off...

Doc looks... blinks... looks again... checks back to where the cord runs back into the new mom.

"Oh my God," he murmurs, "This child has no penis." The room goes still...

What's the diagnosis?


back in 5 or so.

 

[Buggster]

Why are there no pics of Babes on this page?!? :wtf:

Well, if you thought that Fred only got it on with Annette Schwarz and Tera Patrick, you gotta think again. Here we see him partying with Ahryan Astyn and Kagney Linn Karter:

At some point, the little perv tries to steal away with KLK for some 1-on-1 time:

But, Ahryan won't have none of that and gets a hold of a boobie, doing a titty twister:

I'm telling you, that Fred sees a lot of action... Lucky bastard




impdaddy

 

[GodsEmbryo]

 

[RodgerBama]

You can step outside your little world.
You can talk to a pretty girl.
She's everything you dream about...
but don't fall in love...

 

[Cuntblasphemy]

postpostpost good morning btw!

 

[CAHbKA]

I really want that T-Shirt. Give it to me please!!!

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

ooo eee ooo ahh ahh ping pang walla walla bing bang ooo eee ooo ahh ahh ping pang walla walla bing bang ching chang walla walla bing bang rama lama ding dong

I hate to do this to you, but it was "ting tang."

What's the diagnosis?

Girl?

You can say anything you like,
but you can't touch the merchandise.

OH NO, this puts me in mind of :

I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks that drive the girls wild
I've got the moves that really move 'em
I send chills up and down their spines

I'm just a sexy boy, I'm not your boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy, I'm not your boy toy

I make 'em hot, I make 'em shiver
Their knees go weak whenever I'm around
They see me walk, they hear me talk
I make 'em feel like they're on Cloud Nine

I'm just a sexy boy, I'm not your boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy, I'm not your boy toy

Eat your hearts out, girls
Hands off the merchandise!

.... and now I'm going to hell. :suicide:

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.

:drool2:

 

[Diamond]

Getting closer.

 

[Buggster]

This thread needs more Pussy, Tits 'n' Ass!!!

So leaving that horny little teddy named Fred for now, here's another Babe modelling her FreeOnes Gear, Claire Dames:

impdaddy

 

[RogueAlan]

She's a beauty ---
one in a million girls,
she's a beauty.
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?


Mrsstiffy got it in one... Guess I'll have to be more opaque.


This reminds me of summer car trips... [affect nasal tone] 'are we there yet?'

 

[xfire]

Diane Deluna needs a FreeOnes gear shoot.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.

:drool2:

You're welcome

 

[rock hard]

 

[test]

....just passing through for a bump....

 

[pkeyz]

It is a pitty that only two of you have visited the FreeOnes BIRTHDAY-Thread - Bring some cake!-thread at http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?687772-FreeOnes-BIRTHDAY-Thread-Bring-some-cake!&p=7506905#post7506905

:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

The visitors have been Roald himself from FreeOnes and the Official Checked Star Member Demi Dantric.

So nobody of you has seen the post of the marvelous Demi Dantric.

Poor lazy kinks, I brought it in here for you:

Demi Dantric[/URL][/B], post: 7505514, member: 633168"]Happy Birthday FreeOnes!! Love You Guys!! Thanks For Everything :lips::lips::lips::lips::lips:
XoXoXo ~Demi

Enjoy My Very Special Cake......hehe

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I feel sick today
my tummy rumbles a lot
trying not to barf

 

[Buggster]

Megan Murray was one Hot Cutie, or should one say Cute Hottie?

Maybe she was dreaming of getting a FreeOnes Shirt?

Wonder what happened to her...




impdaddy