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Or at the very least try the "Naked Man" which works 2 out of 3 times.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
orgasm for me
Make sure it is still warm!
lol, have you ever had sex with a pie?
Never had sex with a pie. You dirty, dirty pervert!
Now, having sex with a microwaved leg of lamb, there's a different story.
I don;t have a microwave
Then you do not deserve you Administrator privileges. Come on, hand 'em over.
You won't need them in non-microwave hell.
I'll take over from here....
There are so many reasons why it is more to it than just the orgasm, but it is an important part of the whole experience.
more sensations and definitely more emotions.
I could tell you what to expect, but I'm worried about giving you so much information you scare your self off from it.
also it can not really be talked about, unless you have a common base of reference, and then after that it is so personal to talk about it is exposing yourself.
talking to a bunch of horn-ball jack offs in a porno message board really isn't going to give you any answers.
You can't be afraid of it, you just have to let yourself go with the moment.
don't be in a hurry or rush to loose virginity, - make the effort, don't be so worried, but also don't be so Hell bent for pussy.
You will be surprised how much of it comes instinctively, finding a partner and sex its self.
but for what its worth,
the reason I am here on these boards is to find female nudes to draw, live fantasies, and help me relive personal moments and keep the memory of the sensation (sense memory) alive and keep my passion burning.
I'm into lesbian porn because of a wonderful personal experience that happend to me.
It helps me relive it and keep that sense memory alive, which I will cherish forever.
for me my sexual moments with women have enhanced my life, its more than just getting to the little death, but it is important.
Ok, codmw2, all kidding aside, there is a way you can experience this without a girl, and you can make your own decision.
Take a latex glove. Fill it with sand. Microwave it briefly to make it as hot as you can stand.
Then, lube yourself up. I find that natural lubricants are best - if you don't know what I mean, go to the refrigerator. Tobasco or any tomato based hot-sauce will be best. A close second will be any form of Lemon Cleanser will do.
Insert your turgid member into the glove full of sand and pump away. That's exactly what it feels like to have sex with a woman.
(Thanks to GregC for this method, btw. It has really improved my alone time.)
Take a latex glove. Fill it with sand. Microwave it briefly to make it as hot as you can stand.
Then, lube yourself up. I find that natural lubricants are best - if you don't know what I mean, go to the refrigerator. Tobasco or any tomato based hot-sauce will be best. A close second will be any form of Lemon Cleanser will do.
Insert your turgid member into the glove full of sand and pump away. That's exactly what it feels like to have sex with a woman.
(Thanks to GregC for this method, btw. It has really improved my alone time.)
Once you're done with this ^ pussy ass nonsense, you'll have the perfect piece of equipment (+ a few pieces of broken glass and jagged rocks that you can pick up on the street at 3am after you leave the bar alone) to have someone try out Voltaire's Angry Glove on you (or your cat if you can't find anyone to fuck and you can't reach your own asshole).
Post pack when you have. I'm sure we'd all love to hear how it all worked out.
Oh and if you could film it and put it on efukt that would be great. :thumbsup:
$250 this high school kid's photo will be posted on his local supermarket's milk cartons...
The poor kid never knew what hellstorm was coming when he made this post.
that is hilarious.
the sand helps make a callus, so we can last longer.
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