For guys who experienced sex...
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This is likely the funniest phrase I've read in weeks. Two thumbs way up (right where you like them)
The sand is an important factor not only to create the callus, but also to ensure the penis stays clean. Nothing better than a sand-rubbed genital to be sure of cleanliness.
You want one of these on your dong? No thanks...:throwup:
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everything posted after that just proves my point.
It's filled with creamy goodness. :yesyes:
Well, it is well known in these parts that you absolutely love having warm white sticky fluid sprayed in your face.
And I'm more than happy to oblige. :hatsoff:
:1orglaugh Best response here! To answer the OP.....they are both great......can't pick which one is better.
Yeah but you like it when it has been warmed for an extended period of time in the colon of a fine young gentleman such as myself.
Yogurt Fart Cocktails.
:yummie:
I prefer to pack it in there myself, though.
Otherwise, you never know how that yogurt got into that colon. And that's just dirty.
Fair enough, you big pussy!
What you want to do is, you take a funnel and lube it up - or not, depending on your own preferences - and then get a close family member to spend a few hours ladling it in there. If you are at all embarrassed about the process just tell whoever it is that you're thinking about buying a new cat and you'd like it to be comfortable around you from the start. That usually halts any further questions, although not always. If the nosey bastard does in fact ask why you think yogurt in your ass is going to bring you and a cat closer together just fart however much yogurt is already up there in their face and throw them over the balcony and start over with someone else.
I would advise you do this on a Sunday, because then as no one is usually at work you can spend a little extra time dealing with any spillages You Might endure throughout the course of the day. And let me tell you, you will get spills, especially if you’re a beginner, so make sure you have enough time to practice.
Then, once you've mastered it. You're golden. :thumbsup:
PS: I find fresh unflavoured yogurt to give off the best consistency upon release. So I would again advise you to take this route upon the start of your grand adventure.
Though this is quite helpful, and fairly thorough, you got one thing wrong. A funnel is not the right tool. You should really be working with a turkey baster. It is far more efficient, and can be self administered.
Also, don't forget to warm the yogurt. There's nothing worse than cold yogurt being inserted into your colon with a turkey baster.
(there's a phrase I'm fairly sure no one has before uttered.)
Yeah, for a pussy. You big pussy!
Don't you get it, this is all about domination. Getting someone else to shovel yogurt in your asshole gives you the advantage in the relationship. You'll always have that grain of guilt that's buried within their hearts to hold over them in times of great narcissism ... or just when you're extremely horny and you've got no one to fuck and you desperately need to release some of that pent up tension.
:flame:
Yeah, for a pussy. You big pussy!
Only real men take cold yogurt in the ass.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
I continue to learn at the feet of the master. I would never have thought that.
I'm convinced that you're a real man, though. I'm putting two quarts in the freezer. You'll be here in twenty minutes or so, right?
Do you keep reiterating the pussy part so you feel better about taking my tasty bung hole?
