For guys who experienced sex...

[codmw2]

I am a virgin, I was wondering how it feels to fuck a girl? Is it better feeling than having an orgasm(ejaculating)?

 

[mrtrebus]

no.
Wait a minute. You do know that when you fuck a girl the end result is having an orgasm(ejaculating)? at least for the man. . .

 

[jod0565]

Yup!
But making her feel great is what a real man wants to do, then get yours.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Feels like having a car battery attatched to your nuts. Only instead of electricity, the battery is full of awesome.

 

[GregCentauro]

The orgasms is the cardinal dilemma in sex. When you're with a nice girl, you're always cumming too fast. When you're with a horrid hag, you can't cum fast enough. In the latter case I advise you to fake your orgasm by spitting on her back.

 

[StanScratch]

It feels just like a cow licking your nutsack.


You've had a cow lick your nutsack, right? I mean...it's nothing to be proud of, but we've all had it happen by accident.

 

[BlueBalls]

Go out to your car with an erection whilst it's snowing and slam the door on your cock.

Oh you're talking about sex ... silly me! LOL!!!

OK here's what you do:

Go out to your car with an erection whilst it's snowing and slam the door on your cock. :thumbsup:

 

[ChefChiTown]

I am a virgin, I was wondering how it feels to fuck a girl? Is it better feeling than having an orgasm(ejaculating)?

HAHAHA, what? No wonder you're a virgin.

 

[Skyraider22]

Wow :1orglaugh

 

[maildude]

Don't listen to all of these doodie heads. Here's what. Go out and get laid. It's easier than you think. Don't be nervous around chicks. Just go up to one you like and go like this: "Hey, baby! I need your delicate love sleeve. I only have a few weeks to live. Consider it a tax-deductible contribution." If it works, you'll have your answer. If not, come back here for more useful tips. Now go get some trim!!

 

[mrtrebus]

Or just contact me for details of how to buy my light hearted but informative guide for picking up the girls entitled "The Wit to Woo".

 

[jasonk282]

I am a virgin, I was wondering how it feels to fuck a girl? Is it better feeling than having an orgasm(ejaculating)?

Maybe becasue your name is Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 has something to do with being a virgin?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Maybe becasue your name is Call of Duty Moderen Warfare 2 has something to do with being a virgin?

Girls do like men who can spell, after all. :thumbsup:

 

[jasonk282]

Girls do like men who can spell, after all. :thumbsup:

No theys dont, dey lik dem to talk like dey r texin dem.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

No theys dont, dey lik dem to talk like dey r texin dem.

I just started watching Forrest Gump, and therefore what you just said is the funniest thing in the world.

Well done. :glugglug:

 

[24788]

I wouldn't know. I'll never have sex.

 

[titsrock]

Fucking a pussy and orgasming....reminds me of a line from a song..
:sing: you can't have one without the....other:sing:

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

I don't remember...

 

[JacknCoke]

 

[Elwood70]

It feels almost as good as shooting up heroin.