Post the best/worst/funniest FML's you can find...
'Today, I turned 18. Nothing was said at breakfast, but I figured they'd remember and we'd have cake at night. I came home and there was cake, but not for me. My ****** got her period for the first time during the day and they were celebrating. Apparently, a vaginal discharge was more important. FML'
'Today, my gf and I were planning to have dinner plans at 6. I called her at 6:09 asking where she was [i was at the restaurant waiting] and she said "I'm at mcdonalds with jessica.. call u later?" I then had to get my waiter to tell him to remove the ring from the dessert so I could go home. FML'
'Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgewise for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML'
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'Today, I turned 18. Nothing was said at breakfast, but I figured they'd remember and we'd have cake at night. I came home and there was cake, but not for me. My ****** got her period for the first time during the day and they were celebrating. Apparently, a vaginal discharge was more important. FML'
'Today, my gf and I were planning to have dinner plans at 6. I called her at 6:09 asking where she was [i was at the restaurant waiting] and she said "I'm at mcdonalds with jessica.. call u later?" I then had to get my waiter to tell him to remove the ring from the dessert so I could go home. FML'
'Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgewise for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML'
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