Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz: What's His Deal?

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“The Department of Justice has confirmed to Congressman Gaetz’s attorneys that their investigation has concluded and that he will not be charged with any crimes,” the statement said.

Another swing and a miss from a weaponized, politicized DoJ. Cleaning all the Obama/Clinton/Biden scuzz out of these corrupted government agencies will take a long, long time. At least the process has begun. God, it's so rewarding to watch biased, stupid FBI agents under oath, trying to backpedal from their lies and political corruption. That's what you get for hanging out with democrats, g man.

I'm sad to see this outcome.

So next is a tell-all book by the alleged victim? If I can't hear details as a criminal case, well, I still want to know.

 

[gmase]

Governor Gaetz?
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/16/matt-gaetz-florida-governor-00083366

 

[gmase]

Wow. I missed the mark here. Not governor, but Attorney General! I cannot wait to see his confirmation hearing.

 

[John_8581]

SMH.

 

[Supafly]

I thought, I better stop watching the dang news, this is driving me nuts, now I can just laugh every morning, when the next one or two cabinet picks hit the publications.

The next generation of porn movies will have a field day with new stories.

 

[tvstrip]

Wow. I missed the mark here. Not governor, but Attorney General! I cannot wait to see his confirmation hearing.

Seriously.
You know he's doing some of this for shock value. At least, you'd hope so, because if he's appointing them on merit - that's even scarier.

At this point, we should have a mad libs for all the top US positions, and see who can come up with the wildest answers. Because some of them are likely to come true.

 

[mouthmassage]

If he's not sharing drugs and porn stars, then he's doing a bad job

 

[John_8581]

Senate confirmations will be interesting. However, both MAGA Republicans and moderate GOP senators will probably side with Donald Trump and Matt Gaetz should be put in that important Cabinet post. Ethics aside. This is just being done for political aspirations. Loyalists to Donald Trump will benefit here.

I wonder what Norm Eisen and former Federal Appellate Judge Michael Luttig will have to say about this key Trump nomination.

 

[tvstrip]

Wouldn't it be funny though if he didn't get confirmed and tump was like "Well, I tried. You're on your own now buddy".

 

[gmase]

Wouldn't it be funny though if he didn't get confirmed and tump was like "Well, I tried. You're on your own now buddy".

I am thinking he may not get to a confirmation hearing. The news is beginning to leak out and there will be significant pressure to reject the nomination. Gaetz can then go back to Florida. They may be looking for a new Senator soon.

 

[tvstrip]

I guess he's not alone

 

[John_8581]

Matt Gaetz just took his name out of consideration for Attorney General ...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/matt-gae...vlNmQPQLjWQj1daDPdJQ962j5MG-giFoc9tCew41Y511g

 

[The Yak]

In a statement, Mr. Gaetz said he is removing himself from consideration so that he can spend more time with other people's children.

 

[mouthmassage]

https://www.cameo.com/mattgaetz

I have only bad desires for this. I want to hear Matt Gaetz say all kinds of out of context, embarrassing, near incriminating, punked phrases.

 

[tvstrip]

Matt Gaetz just took his name out of consideration for Attorney General ...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/matt-gae...vlNmQPQLjWQj1daDPdJQ962j5MG-giFoc9tCew41Y511g

I can only imagine how much strong-arming when on behind the scenes to make this happen.

I think the winner here is tump. He doesn't have to deal with Gaetz as an actual AG, but got the benefit of showing that he's willing to troll everyone with his absurd nominations.

 

[mouthmassage]

https://www.democracynow.org/2024/1...s_report_finds_gaetz_committed_statutory_rape

I'm hearing all major outlets saying same.

paid to have sex with a 17 year old minor, used illegal drugs, granted favors to associates, and paid for sex

Please share girls and stuff

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I know a cokehead when I see one especially if he has Jack Nicholson’s browline from the 1980s.

 

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