Finish the Sentence

[bigbadbrody]

I am in love with your ******



My ****** and I are planning...

 

[pussyman69]

...to gatecrash at a freeones orgy tonight!!


Next year i swear im gonna get...

 

[bigbadbrody]

back at you for saying that.




I am watching Seinfeld...

 

[pussyman69]

...making a complete ass of himself on tv.

If i could fly for a day i....

 

[HeartBroker]

would drop a turd on...(insert user name here)


Many others opine that...

 

[bigbadbrody]

they new what opine means, cuase they dont want to go look it up.




Whisper the deartiest thing you can think of in her ear...

 

[pussyman69]

...and you either get a root or a smack in the mouth!!


Cum to think of it i remember cumming...

 

[bigbadbrody]

all over my pillow.




******** with the boss is never...

 

[nothingandless]

...to be done on a monday.

being that it's tuesday...

 

[pussyman69]

...i might get some action and a raise while im at it!

If i had a dollar for every time i...

 

[nothingandless]

...lay my head on a large rock.

i **** it when sand gets in...

 

[pussyman69]

...my mrs snatch when screwing on the beach!

I think ill just stick to...

 

[D-rock]

...the table. I shouldn't have gone crazy with the super glue.

I want a man with a slow...

 

[nothingandless]

...ride, so we can take it easy.

i want a woman with a fast...

 

[member006]

car so I can show off.

I am going to cry if you don't ....

 

[nothingandless]

...let me take you to dinner!

while at the resataraunt the fool...

 

[member006]

thats serves the food trips.

I want a song and dance to make up....

 

[nothingandless]

...for the terrible dining experience and the stained outfit.

in a series of events that continued to frustrate, my car broke down on...

 

[member006]

the highway and we walked a mile to a phone.

My heel broken but not my spirit, I proceed to throw you on....

 

[nothingandless]

...the hood of the taxi as it arrives and laugh uncontrollably at my facial expression.

after i wipe off my shirt, collect my pride and enter the cab, i attempt to...