Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...said Brody as he strolled down the Freeones Asylum corridors.

"Hop on go for a ride," I said, but she said...

 

[bigbadbrody]

no way, thats way to small!, if it was bigger maybe, but NO!




The Microwave just beeped telling me...

 

[member006]

my times up.

Nothing this morning is pleasant, guess I'll.....

 

[TallCowboy]

go back and dream of you..but then i will..

 

[Montrealman]

...Rock around the clock.

For those about to...

 

[dave_rhino]

die.

is this the real life? is this just...

 

[georges]

the nightmare that we have to face every morning when we **** up

Better having few real friends than ..........

 

[bigbadbrody]

having a million imagenary friends.





For lunch I am having Mac'n'Cheese...

 

[HeartBroker]

because I can't afford food.

Later I will walk down the...

 

[bigbadbrody]

street to the grocery store and by some spam and hamburger helper.




I am going to go have a *** now...

 

[HeartBroker]

so don't go looking for me to be awake anytime soon.


I use a purple lighter to...

 

[bigbadbrody]

light the joints that i smoke at breakfast, lunch and dinner.




Jack and Jill...

 

[HeartBroker]

went to the dealers house to buy some...

 

[bigbadbrody]

sext toys, because the dealer was having a sex party, and they wanted to put the spice back into the bedroom



My alarm went off for the second time...

 

[pussyman69]

...on Sunday morning and now im really pissed!!!!!!!

I would rather be up to my nuts in guts instead....

 

[Legzman]

...have my guts up to my nuts

Clearly I need...

 

[pussyman69]

...to rub one out right now:rubbel:

Ahhhh thats better,ill see if i....

 

[bigbadbrody]

have anymore homework that needs to be done, before I beat it again.




Hawaii is the state that consumes the most Spam...

 

[D-rock]

...along with green eggs because they don't have enough ham.

Men folk find their women scary because...

 

[jod0565]

...they are scary! lol

Scary costumes are great for...