Finish the Sentence

[nothingandless]

...the rain finally cleared.
I misplaced my...

 

[McRocket]

...the rain finally cleared.
I misplaced my...

spel checkr.
I was about to **** myself, but then I remembered...

 

[Montrealman]

...To do such a thing would hurt my loved ones too much.
Playing guitar...

 

[McRocket]

...is better then sex ever since my penis got cut off during that horrible super computer cooling fan repair incident.

I would love women more if...

 

[Montrealman]

...I had one.
Now with two...

 

[nothingandless]

...handles of ******* i can start my day off right.
somebody put a bucket of...

 

[Montrealman]

...Atmospheric pressure.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...

 

[nothingandless]

...the cow's had enough of silverware and has resorted to primative measures.
the creek was shallow, but..

 

[Rastagir]

.....i managed to drown the dragon in it.

As I was watching the field of cucumbers....

 

[nothingandless]

...i decided i should plant some tomatoes so to make a nice salad.
i forgot to buy feta cheese, so i used...

 

[Rastagir]

...nothing, because nothing can replace the perfection of Greek feta cheese!

While I was hitting the nail on the head........

 

[nothingandless]

...i found what i was looking for right under my nose.
i've forgotten more than you'll...

 

[nothingandless]

...ever find at ebay.
sticks and stones may...

 

[Priapus]

...Curb your enthusiasm

While handling guns...

 

[nothingandless]

...be sure they're loaded.
i tried to pay with...

 

[Rastagir]

...eyeballs but she run away screaming

After leaving the house, I remembered that....

 

[mythex]

...I still not wearing any underwear

with full strenght, I start to....

 

[D-rock]

...swin up a waterfall.

I stuck my head in the hole...

 

[nothingandless]

...to feast on worms.
my fishbone necklace was stolen from...

 

[Montrealman]

...That bastard Barney Rubble.
Since she said she wished to remain friends...