Finish the Sentence

Feelie · Feb 9, 2006

so i went home with...my extra large y-fronts

However I bumped into.....

Mymessages74 · Feb 9, 2006

a very hot looking woman whilst flicking through the wank mags at my local newsagents. I asked her she would like to....

poggy · Feb 9, 2006

....go give my dog a walk.

I picked up the phone to order a pizza and .........

nothingandless · Feb 9, 2006

...talked to a telemarketer for 2 hours.
she gave me her...

jod0565 · Feb 10, 2006

thong size over the phone and asked me to buy 'em and wear 'em as a hat.

Get the door, it's...

Feelie · Feb 10, 2006

Get the door, it's...the Swedish masseuse

With the lotion..........

poggy · Feb 10, 2006

......I greased up my finger and put it in the hole in the dam.

The spotlight turned to........

nothingandless · Feb 10, 2006

...reveal the massive roach at the side of the stage.
just then...

poggy · Feb 11, 2006

....nothing happened.

They sat down to order.....

jod0565 · Feb 11, 2006

chicken liver lips with a red **** sauce.

Can't we just ...

nothingandless · Feb 11, 2006

...all not be sober?
the waves crashed against...

poggy · Feb 11, 2006

.....the naked woman on the bed.

She was on the......

nothingandless · Feb 11, 2006

...rollercoaster and lost it.
the passenger next to me...

poggy · Feb 11, 2006

......screamed 'Land Ahoy'

I knew I was doomed when.....

nothingandless · Feb 11, 2006

...the barkeep cut me off.
i dropped...

poggy · Feb 11, 2006

.... down into a pool of naked women.

I paid by.....

nothingandless · Feb 11, 2006

...trading stories about pie eating contests.
menawhile, the meter-maid...

ai-ni-ichi · Feb 11, 2006

...dreamed of doing more with her life.

her ambition was to...

Mymessages74 · Feb 13, 2006

to get Lucy Pinder to show the nations her nipples.....and film herself.....

nothingandless · Feb 13, 2006

...clipping her toenails.
i withdrew a...