Finish the Sentence

[siliconebrian]

when the cow jumped over the *****,
I was amazed because a cow can't jump so high!
I always thought white cows can't jump!
so I walked away and ...

 

[nothingandless]

...stumbled upon an old man selling what he claimed to be "magic beans".
2 months later...

 

[jod0565]

I was selling corn at local strip club.

The smart blond said to the...

 

[siliconebrian]

the smart blond said to the dumb blonde:
"I'm not a real blonde"
And then the dumb blonde said:
"..."

 

[Sweeper]

And then the dumb blonde said,

"What color were you before"?

If I was a Muslim, ...

 

[siliconebrian]

If I was a Muslim, I'd be throwing something to someone right now because I can't take a little joke and have no sense of humour what so ever!

In Belgium, ...

 

[nothingandless]

...the **** is excellent.
waffles go well...

 

[poggy]

......with lobster.

I saw the girl I fancied at work and......

 

[nothingandless]

...stapled my hand.
ten tons of...

 

[poggy]

.....extra large thongs arrived for the mens football match.

.....I pressed player on the DVD and.......

 

[nothingandless]

...threw my tv out the window.
i enjoy coffee with...

 

[poggy]

.......a splash of tea in it.

The comedian came on stage and said.....

 

[jod0565]

he was not funny.

Do we really need another...

 

[nothingandless]

...man in the moon?
the elevator stopped and...

 

[Rastagir]

my heart dropped.

I closed my eyes to kiss her.....

 

[nothingandless]

...but missed, fell over and off the curb.
she helped me to my feet and...

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

...hugged me.

The doctor told me last week...

 

[nothingandless]

...he misplaced his scalpel in my ribcage.
despite all our efforts...

 

[Feelie]

The doctor told me last week...I may need a penis reduction

However after seeing the.........

 

[nothingandless]

...data once more, decided it'd be in my best interests to leave it be.
so i went home with...