Finish the Sentence

[Lexx7]

....peppermints they make my mouth swell up

I've never been able to get the hang of...

 

[member006]

...video games.

Some days it doesn't pay to............

 

[slowhand]

Get out of bed.



When your feeling down just.........

 

[coolbeers]

look at a clown <---------------------------- from Joe Dirt

all you need is..........................

 

[ZoWhat]

paperclip and a match and you can be McGyver.....


Once upon a time in a little Scottish Village there lived a........

 

[ChefChiTown]

...fat moron named Doug.

Everytime I read a book I...

 

[slowhand]

Learn something new.



Hold your ***** don't..............

 

[ZoWhat]

let it run away.

On the horizon, I spied a swarm of

 

[bodie54]

...gnats circling a gnu.

I think this year I'll give my trick or treaters...

 

[ZoWhat]

nothin' and I'll eat all their candy.

Sometimes I wish life was...........

 

[slowhand]

A lot easier sometimes.


Don't hold no to............

 

[ZoWhat]

a hot plate from the microwave oven or you will get burned.

Sometimes when I'm all alone I like to ............

 

[L3ggy]

To watch the most wicked horror movies.

 

[slowhand]

And eat popcorn.



Take the lead and............

 

[ZoWhat]

drag your dog into the house.

Sometimes, I wish I was born......

 

[slowhand]

In 1950's then life was easier.


Hold on tight and..............

 

[ZoWhat]

lets play RODEO. Whispering into girlfriends ear ...."your ****** says this is her favorite position."


Sometimes people think I am perverted when I.........

 

[slowhand]

Look at porn.



Take it to the.................

 

[ZoWhat]

dump.....its a broken piece of sh#%.


When I'm alone, I think about the girl who sat in front of me during.......

 

[freeryan]

....sex ed.

If you do that again...........