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slowhand

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If I dont stand close to the end I wont fall off. :D


Give me a hand with.............
 
moderating freeones, *where they at today*



If I could own one business it would be...
 
a STRIP BAR....Oh yea!!!

You're so funny....you could be twin brother to .....
 
the love child of Richard Nixon and Bettie White.

That ingrown toenail would be perfect for...
 
get my knees broken.

What the ferrets really need is...
 

slowhand

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you would have them do unto you.




Take two step back and........................
 

slowhand

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So live it like there's no tomorrow.


Keep the faith and................
 
.....drop the popcorn. That's good. Now the butter. And no funny business.

"But I'm innocent officer. Mr Redenbacher and I were....
 

slowhand

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Makeing popcorn at the time.



So if you were................
 
a dog ....I'd definitely like my nuts.

I'd inherit my porn collection to ...........
 

slowhand

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Only to my self. ;)



Why me its always seems...........
 
that i never have two things that match(peanut butter, no jelly, gun, no bullets, erection, no hole, etc)






I wonder if I take you home....
 
...will the cats get jealous?

If the iron doesn't work...
 
try talking to the toaster.

If I were a rapstar, my name would be.........
 
...Burnt Toazt.

Dried paint tastes best with...
 
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