To translate for you non-Canadians, here is how the sign reads:
In this town you can go to church, where they will feed you Holy Eucharist of Cup and Silverwear (you're expected to swallow it all). After that, they will give you the church equivalent of "sky" magazine, so you may shop for boats. The good news is that they will give you a free tank of gas, and you can nail the church secretary if you make a purchase.