Re: whats your fetish?
I like frying bacon on fat womens asses. Now you cant do this in the winter, but once summer rolls around your in hog heaven! Find a fat woman, now Im not talking plump im talking clinically obease put her in a thong and lay her in the sun with no suntan lotion for about 4-6 hours and once that ass cheek is red enough (more of a burgandy colour) you take out your pack of bacon and fry away. Sit with her whilst your doing this because you will attract flies and the small talk isnt bad, although that depends on the woman you have chosen some dont like to talk some do :dunno: Once the bacon is nice and crispy put it between two slices of bread and watch the woman eat it, ketchup, brown sauce, mayonaise its her choice. Once she has finished give her back her cloths and kick her out :wink:
And thats how we do it kids, try it yourself some time. One more thing if she dies accidentally whilst you are waiting for her ass to heat up, make sure you have a shovel handy, you can bury her in the yard, make sure its a deep grave you dont want the neighbours to smell it. I've had to move many a time because I couldnt be bothered to dig deep enough, but now ive learnt my lesson.
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what else can I say? its a dirty job, but somebodies gotta do it?? :rofl2: :bowdown: :hatsoff:
