Favourite Movie Quotes

[ChuckFaze]

"Some days, you just can't git rid of a bomb".

I read it too quickly and my eyes are probably tired and my Glasses smudgy.
At first glance I thought it said, "Some days, you just can't git rid of a bimbo." :rofl2:

 

[mrtrebus]

 

[CunningStunts]

"Life is tough, but it's a lot tougher when you're stupid." John Wayne in the Sand of Iwo Jima

 

[maildude]

Hell has it's commandments, too.--Pinhead, Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your **** hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would ****** you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to ****** you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

 

[yoicham]

No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your **** hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would ****** you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to ****** you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your ****** and we will corner your pride, your ********, your offspring.

 

[gmlcgond]

"Aren't You Dead?" Admiral James T. Kirk asking Captian Spock after he appeared to have died in a Klingon ******. It was only a training simulation. Star Trek II The Wrath of Kahn.

 

[monicasilver]

"You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley! "

Ghostbusters 2

 

[CapitalOne]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. - Goodfellas

Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me. - Goodfellas


King Kong ain't got **** on me! - Training Day

 

[Born2Jizz]

No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your **** hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would ****** you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to ****** you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Is that from The Departed? :dunno:

 

[fatman0529]

Mark it zero

 

[yoicham]

Is that from The Departed? :dunno:

The Other Guys with Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell

 

[bustybbwlover]

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. - Cool Hand Luke

 

[blindedinchains]

Sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage, and did a great show.

 

[bustybbwlover]

Klaatu: I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason.

 

[Born2Jizz]

The Other Guys with Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell

Oh duh. Lol I remember now. :dunno:

 

[bostonkid9]

"Attica! Attica!"
-Dog Day Afternoon

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?

I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.

Back the fuck up, Antonio! My dick!... My apologies, now 5 dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, 6 dollars to touch it while I touch your... Hey Jan and Todd... and Fink? Hey looking good, Finky!

 

[ralph furley]

pain don't hurt

 

[bustybbwlover]

You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim. - the Good, the Bad and the Ugly