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Favourite Movie Quotes
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Capt. Ramsey: "Yeah, horses're fascinating *******. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fuck 'em."--Crimson Tide
Chief Brody: Smile you sonofabitch!!
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
Leonidas As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates... their vast numbers won't count for ****!
Leonidas Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.
Messenger [Says casually] Okay.
Traitoro Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!
"Meet The Spartans".
Leonidas Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.
Messenger [Says casually] Okay.
Traitoro Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!
"Meet The Spartans".
"Never start with the head - it makes the victim all fuzzy - 10sec later- SEE????"
"See, madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little - PUSH"
THE JOKER
-The Dark Knight-
RIP - Heath ledger
"See, madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little - PUSH"
THE JOKER
-The Dark Knight-
RIP - Heath ledger
It's not what you say anymore. It's how you say it. - The Way of the ***
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
******* Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
******* Maynard: Skip a bit, *******...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuffeth."
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
******* Maynard: Skip a bit, *******...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuffeth."
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
There are some who call me... Tim.
Samuel L. Jackson as Trevor Garfield in "187" teaching his misfit class about the parts of the hand:
Trevor Garfield: ...Come on, there's one more very important part. One more! ...Phalan-gees! Phalan-gees! Everybody wiggle your phalan-gees. Please! Everybody wiggle them. You two "G's" in the back... phalan-gees!
Trevor Garfield: ...Come on, there's one more very important part. One more! ...Phalan-gees! Phalan-gees! Everybody wiggle your phalan-gees. Please! Everybody wiggle them. You two "G's" in the back... phalan-gees!
Will a man, given the history of a killer, continue in that vein? Or are we, in fact, more than the sum of our memories?
Danny Butterman: "Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?" (hot fuzz)
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: What?
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a ***** who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know-
The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter Sobchak: There's no reason - here's my point, dude, there's no reason - There's no fucking reason why these two-
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point?
Walter Sobchak: Huh?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: What?
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a ***** who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know-
The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter Sobchak: There's no reason - here's my point, dude, there's no reason - There's no fucking reason why these two-
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point?
Walter Sobchak: Huh?
"Get your ass to Mars." - Total Recall
From Zombieland:
Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.
Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.
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