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From Knocked UP
Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ben Stone: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ben's Dad: Yes.
Ben Stone: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for YOU..
Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
Excellent movie...I saw it the other night and could not stop laughing.
Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ben Stone: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ben's Dad: Yes.
Ben Stone: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for YOU..
Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
Excellent movie...I saw it the other night and could not stop laughing.
one I love from The Departed
Sgt. Dignam: Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, ok? Zip, none. If you had any idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
Sgt. Dignam: Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, ok? Zip, none. If you had any idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
Leo Getz (Joe Pesci), seeing Chris Rock in the backseat of the car: Hey Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?
Lee Butters (Chris Rock): Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.
Leo Getz: Whoa, hey hey hey, put the gun down, put the gun down.
From Lethal Weapon 4
Lee Butters (Chris Rock): Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.
Leo Getz: Whoa, hey hey hey, put the gun down, put the gun down.
From Lethal Weapon 4
Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.
~ harold and kumar: go to white castle
~ harold and kumar: go to white castle
This Is Sparta!! -300
"Our arrows will block out the sun"
"Then we will fight in the shade"
~300
"Then we will fight in the shade"
~300
"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?" - Barbossa, "Pirates"
"You're off the edge of the map mate, here there be monsters" - Barbossa, "Pirates"
"Let me learn ya' something young pimp, them hoes is for dough, not for show... ya' hear me?" - Twinky, "Blue Hill Avenue"
"Do you wanna wake up from one o' your stupid naps 'n find Amy nailed to yer garbage bin? Or turn on the radio one mornin' and find out that she came off secon' best in a match with the chainsaw you keep out 'n the shed? Do ya?" - John Shooter, "Secret Window"
"You're off the edge of the map mate, here there be monsters" - Barbossa, "Pirates"
"Let me learn ya' something young pimp, them hoes is for dough, not for show... ya' hear me?" - Twinky, "Blue Hill Avenue"
"Do you wanna wake up from one o' your stupid naps 'n find Amy nailed to yer garbage bin? Or turn on the radio one mornin' and find out that she came off secon' best in a match with the chainsaw you keep out 'n the shed? Do ya?" - John Shooter, "Secret Window"
"You hired a bunch of retards. They brought their fuckin' toys."
"Your wife's a dyke. Your wife's a dyke. Your wife likes pussy."
"What are you doin?
Puttin' on the foil coach. Want some?"
"Icing is when the puck come down, my arm go up, then play stop then start up"
"She had nipples like hard little rocks and she was rubbin up against me."
Taggart: The William J. Le Petomane Freeway. What will that asshole think of next? Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes.
Bart: Since you are my guest and I am your host, what would you like to do? What do you do for fun?
Waco Kid: Play chess. Screw.
Bart: Let's play chess.
Bart: Uh, uh 17's my limit on schnitzengrubens
Lily: We could (whispers)
Bart: Baby, I'm not from Havana
Hedley Lamarr: Under crimes it says rape, murder, arson, and rape. You have rape twice.
Criminal: I like rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You'll do fine.
How about some more beans mister Taggert?
Taggert: I'd say you boys had enough.
Childs: How will we make it?
MacReady: Maybe we shouldn't.
-The Thing-
MacReady: Maybe we shouldn't.
-The Thing-
" I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
"You gotta be fuckin' kidding...."
"You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!"
"And fuck you too!"
-The Thing
"You gotta be fuckin' kidding...."
"You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!"
"And fuck you too!"
-The Thing
Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
-The Silence of the Lambs-
Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
-The Silence of the Lambs-
slowhand
Closed Account
ARMAGEDDON
Charles "Chick" Chapple: I've never told anyone this before, but I'm afraid of flying. So it would be very embarrasing to die now.
Rockhound: You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Charles "Chick" Chapple: Boy, that's bad
Charles "Chick" Chapple: I've never told anyone this before, but I'm afraid of flying. So it would be very embarrasing to die now.
Rockhound: You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Charles "Chick" Chapple: Boy, that's bad
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!
-Full Metal Jacket
-Full Metal Jacket
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