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Favourite Movie Quotes
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angelfire1972
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Yoda "may the force be with you"
More quotes from my latest fave movie, Shaun of the Dead.
Ed: Who died and made you f*****g king of the zombies?
Ed: Shoot the gun!
Shaun: For the last time, Ed, it's not...!
[gun misfires]
Ed: I f*****g knew it!
[looking through Shaun's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
Ed: "Purple Rain"?
Shaun: No.
Ed: "Sign o' the Times"?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The "Batman" soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
[Cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realization]
Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang weapons together]
Shaun: [about Ed] I've known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he's a laugh.
Pete: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? F***-a-doodle-doo!
Shaun: Oh, leave him alone.
Pete: All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnappes and playing Tekken 2.
Shaun: Oh yeah.
[laughing]
Shaun: When was that?
Pete: [laughing] That was five years ago. When's he going home?
Shaun: David, kill the Queen!
David: What?
Shaun: The jukebox!
Shaun: Pete? Pete?
Ed: Why don't we just go up?
Shaun: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don't go up there!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work.
Ed: Well, how come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.
Shaun: Well, maybe he got a lift; he said he wasn't feeling very well. Pete?
Ed: OI, PR***!
[There is a pause]
Shaun, Ed: [together] He's not in.
[Shaun and Ed back up to the body of a man they've just hit and Shaun rolls down his window]
Shaun: Are you all right?
Ed: Come on, let's just go.
Shaun: Hello?
Ed: He's going to be dead either way.
Shaun: Ed, that's not the point!
[the body rises and moans, zombified, at Shaun and Ed]
Shaun: Oh thank God for that.
[after Shaun gets shouted at by Liz]
David: Basically, I'd say your nine lives are up, Shaun
Shaun: Get f****d, four eyes! Why don't you go out with her if you love her so much?
[storms off]
David: Well, I don't know what he meant by that.
[uncomfortable silence]
[David discovers that the zombies have somehow made it into the bar. Shaun, Ed and Liz still beating the bartender]
Shaun: Why is Queen still playing?
David: Ah, we have a situation here.
Shaun: I KNOW!
Ed: Who died and made you f*****g king of the zombies?
Ed: Shoot the gun!
Shaun: For the last time, Ed, it's not...!
[gun misfires]
Ed: I f*****g knew it!
[looking through Shaun's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
Ed: "Purple Rain"?
Shaun: No.
Ed: "Sign o' the Times"?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The "Batman" soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
[Cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realization]
Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang weapons together]
Shaun: [about Ed] I've known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he's a laugh.
Pete: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? F***-a-doodle-doo!
Shaun: Oh, leave him alone.
Pete: All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnappes and playing Tekken 2.
Shaun: Oh yeah.
[laughing]
Shaun: When was that?
Pete: [laughing] That was five years ago. When's he going home?
Shaun: David, kill the Queen!
David: What?
Shaun: The jukebox!
Shaun: Pete? Pete?
Ed: Why don't we just go up?
Shaun: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don't go up there!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work.
Ed: Well, how come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.
Shaun: Well, maybe he got a lift; he said he wasn't feeling very well. Pete?
Ed: OI, PR***!
[There is a pause]
Shaun, Ed: [together] He's not in.
[Shaun and Ed back up to the body of a man they've just hit and Shaun rolls down his window]
Shaun: Are you all right?
Ed: Come on, let's just go.
Shaun: Hello?
Ed: He's going to be dead either way.
Shaun: Ed, that's not the point!
[the body rises and moans, zombified, at Shaun and Ed]
Shaun: Oh thank God for that.
[after Shaun gets shouted at by Liz]
David: Basically, I'd say your nine lives are up, Shaun
Shaun: Get f****d, four eyes! Why don't you go out with her if you love her so much?
[storms off]
David: Well, I don't know what he meant by that.
[uncomfortable silence]
[David discovers that the zombies have somehow made it into the bar. Shaun, Ed and Liz still beating the bartender]
Shaun: Why is Queen still playing?
David: Ah, we have a situation here.
Shaun: I KNOW!
dick van cock
Closed Account
"Grand Hotel - always the same: People come, people go. Nothing ever happens!"
(Grand Hotel)
(Grand Hotel)
That sounds like a line from Tobe Hooper's film, Death Trap. Robert Englund said it. Must be Tarantino ripping off again
"Careful man, there's a beverage here"
-Big Lebowski-
-Big Lebowski-
dave_rhino
Closed Account
"YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!"
- Sam Jackson in A Time To Kill
*on a side note, I scream this at my TV every time one of my favorite sports teams loses.
- Sam Jackson in A Time To Kill
*on a side note, I scream this at my TV every time one of my favorite sports teams loses.
Jeffrey Pelt (Richard Jordan): Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?
Ambassador Lysenko (Joss Ackland): You make your point as delicately as ever, Mr. Pelt.
From The Hunt For Red October
Ambassador Lysenko (Joss Ackland): You make your point as delicately as ever, Mr. Pelt.
From The Hunt For Red October
slowhand
Closed Account
Lethal Weapon 2
Pieter Vorstedt: I was going to offer you a drink, Riggs, but I hear you're on the wagon these days.
Martin Riggs: Yeah, that stuff'll kill you quick. Listen, you know so much about me; who the hell are you?
Pieter Vorstedt: Vorstedt: I'm the guy that changes the course of your life, man. 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc off Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. I handled it myself; drove your car right off the fucking road, remember? Now, of course, you weren't driving. You can't imagine the face. I pulled back this moppet of blood-soaked hair to see this woman's face... your wife, right? She didn't die straightaway... took a bit of time. [Riggs angrily charges for Vorstedt, but is restrained] Don't know much luck with women, do you, Riggs?
Pieter Vorstedt: I was going to offer you a drink, Riggs, but I hear you're on the wagon these days.
Martin Riggs: Yeah, that stuff'll kill you quick. Listen, you know so much about me; who the hell are you?
Pieter Vorstedt: Vorstedt: I'm the guy that changes the course of your life, man. 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc off Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. I handled it myself; drove your car right off the fucking road, remember? Now, of course, you weren't driving. You can't imagine the face. I pulled back this moppet of blood-soaked hair to see this woman's face... your wife, right? She didn't die straightaway... took a bit of time. [Riggs angrily charges for Vorstedt, but is restrained] Don't know much luck with women, do you, Riggs?
Yet ANOTHER great scene from Lethal Weapon 2....this whole series is so quotable.
Consulate Envoy (Jim Piddock): Sir, listen to your friend here, he knows what he's talking about, i dont think you really want to go to South Africa
Murtaugh (Danny Glover): Why not?
Consulate Envoy: Because you're black
Leo Getz (Joe Pesci): You are....he is
Murtaugh: Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa, to join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against the tyrany of the racist, fascist, White Minority Regime!
Leo Getz: Facist White Regime!
Murtaugh: One man, one vote!
Leo Getz: One man, one vote!
Murtaugh: [Loudly] Free South Africa you dumb son of a bitch!
Leo Getz: You dumb son of a bitch!
Consulate Envoy (Jim Piddock): Sir, listen to your friend here, he knows what he's talking about, i dont think you really want to go to South Africa
Murtaugh (Danny Glover): Why not?
Consulate Envoy: Because you're black
Leo Getz (Joe Pesci): You are....he is
Murtaugh: Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa, to join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against the tyrany of the racist, fascist, White Minority Regime!
Leo Getz: Facist White Regime!
Murtaugh: One man, one vote!
Leo Getz: One man, one vote!
Murtaugh: [Loudly] Free South Africa you dumb son of a bitch!
Leo Getz: You dumb son of a bitch!
If you haven't seen Chinatown don't read it -really good movie-:
Lt. Escobar: [pointing to a graffito on the wall] Isn't that your phone number?
Jake Gittes: Is it? I forget. I don't call myself that often.
Lt. Escobar: [pointing to a graffito on the wall] Isn't that your phone number?
Jake Gittes: Is it? I forget. I don't call myself that often.
Shower_Head
Banned
Well, I havn't seen any movies enough to have any really good quotes memorized... I'll look into that.
But, there is one that I remember from Casino Royal that was well placed.
James Bond: That last Hand...nearly killed me.
But, there is one that I remember from Casino Royal that was well placed.
James Bond: That last Hand...nearly killed me.
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